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Got my Mastodon account's Twitter link working again. Follow me: schelling.pt/@ejenk

Wanted to go to Bumble and started typing “Grubhub.” Freudian slip.

Is moa broken? My tweets haven't been showing up on Mastodon since Thursday.

Heading into the office for the first time in 10 months.

This web site is real boring now that Trump is no longer president. I’m going to log off and see what my family’s been up to the past four years.

Best item by far in Biden’s Oval Office is this bust of Dukakis.

Say what you will about Donald Trump, but he kept Macklemore quiet for four whole years.

Also explains why he chose Mayo Pete for his cabinet.
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RT @davidmcw
Just saw this.......no words!
twitter.com/davidmcw/status/13

Never thought I’d live to see the day when I’m taller than the Vice President.
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RT @radicaliberalvi
a 5'2 asian woman is vice president.
a 5'2 asian woman is vice president.
a 5'2 asian woman is vice president.
a 5'2 asian woman is vice president.
a 5'2 asian woman is vice president.
a 5'2 asian woman is vice president.
a 5'2 asian woman is vice president.
twitter.com/radicaliberalvi/st

RT @BicycleLobby
12:01 PM. It's over. All cars have been banned!

Wanna feel old? Joe Biden has been president for 69 years.

Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!

RT @ejenk
A Biden-Carson matchup in the general would be awkward because while Carson was in a Popeyes, Biden was Robinette.

RT @JoseCanseco
What value is there in A-Rod being at the inauguration?

RT @ENPancotti
this is janet yellen’s cozy world we’re just living in it

Less than two hours until the 2024 presidential race starts!

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