Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt
RT @BicycleLobby
Two more hours until cars are banned! We can't wait. #InaugurationDay
Alternatively, immediately upon taking the oath of office, Biden should sign the Shkreli pardon and then blast the Wu-Tang album through the sound system.
If Trump doesn’t pardon Shkreli in exchange for making the Wu-Tang album public, his reputation as a great dealmaker will be forever tarnished.
Maybe John Starks should just run for mayor?
I can’t believe Trump pardoned Janeway for the murder of Tuvix.
When do they start printing YellenBucks?
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RT @ejenk
I am unreasonably excited to spend dollar bills with Janet Yellen’s signature on them.
https://twitter.com/ejenk/status/1330985687877890048
Are the omnivores ok?
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RT @CathJSweeney
There are a lot of reasons I’ve considered leaving Facebook but I just saw this and I think it’s the last straw
https://twitter.com/CathJSweeney/status/1351324871905714177
Trying to figure out what crime I can do to get a last-minute Trump pardon.
wtf I love Trump now
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RT @XXL
JUST IN: The Trump administration is reportedly preparing paperwork to pardon Lil Wayne
https://www.xxlmag.com/trump-administration-prepares-paperwork-pardon-lil-wayne/
https://twitter.com/XXL/status/1351285606584877066
PДЯLЭЯ
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RT @VickerySec
Parler is back online now by routing 100% of its user traffic through servers located within the Russian Federation.
Raise your hand if you understand the very significant impact this has on the ability to surveil and target insurrectionists who organize on Parler.
https://twitter.com/VickerySec/status/1351227537985318929
Being able to do more with less work is the foundation of progress. When your stated goals are directly opposed to that, you shouldn’t be surprised when you get no (or negative) progress!
How are we going to reform train crew staffing requirements when “reform” is just a code word for “destroying jobs”?
How are we going to stop building highways when doing so “destroys jobs”?
Viewing “creating jobs” as a primary function of the federal government is the reason the federal government can never get anything done.
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RT @Pollytrott
Our nation needs a safe, equitable and environmentally sustainable transportation system that creates jobs and supports economic recovery. Looking forward to working alongside @PeteButtigieg and the USDOT team to build back better.
https://buildbackbetter.gov/press-releases/presiden…
https://twitter.com/Pollytrott/status/1351185768694378498
based af
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RT @carltonreid
Roads were not built for cars, says US transport secretary elect. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/pete-buttigieg-south-bend/2021/01/15/6bb014b2-55d5-11eb-a08b-f1381ef3d207_story.html
https://twitter.com/carltonreid/status/1350889562571223044
I don’t pretend Jimmy Carter was a good president. I don’t have to pretend.
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RT @daveweigel
I skip the occasional "lol, libs love Bush now" discussion because, while tons of liberals do say they preferred Bush to Trump, nobody's out there advocating for his legacy. It's a bit like post-WH Jimmy Carter: We don't pretend he was a good president, he's just a nice guy.
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1351179330798366720
RT @Jesselansner
My new crossword puzzle "O Blow, My Bully Boys, Blow" is now available. Here's a hint to solving it:
http://jklcrosswords.com/index.php/2021/01/18/puzzle-23-o-blow-my-bully-boys-blow/
Hard to believe it's been 2,021 years since MLK ended racism forever.
