Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt

Pretty sick burn tbh
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RT @thebias_news
Trump mocks DeSantis as "Ron DeSanctimonious" at a rally tonight in Pennsylvania.
https://twitter.com/thebias_news/status/1589052690675683329

this seems problematic

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny really is brutal.
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RT @TMZ
Aaron Carter is dead at 34. https://www.tmz.com/2022/11/05/aaron-carter-dead-dies/?adid=social-twa
https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1588982927056060416

Hey @elonmusk what gives, I was promised a blue chick. Where is she?!

I’m just like the celebrities (I’m in rehab)

Can’t seem to find it. Twitter Blue still wants to charge me $5/month.

Some personal news: I’m gonna be just like the celebrities
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RT @PrinceVogel
All the rest of it is whatever but getting a blue check mark "just like the celebrities" is the most faux-rich premium mediocre bullshit to ever grace this website
https://twitter.com/PrinceVogel/status/1588973747884916736

If you haven’t received an invitation yet, it’s because I haven’t sent them out yet. Or I don’t like you. Probably both.

My holiday party’s evite message is a mood.

Hey @elonmusk if you bought all the car companies you’d have a monopoly. Think about it.
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RT @dieworkwear
i think we should try to trick elon into buying companies we don't like and have him run those into the ground
https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1588728590270877697

My kids won’t have this problem because my favorite band (as well as my favorite ban) is The Cars.
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RT @philosofarr
Overheard a university student say “Arctic Monkeys were my dad’s favourite band when I was little.” The passage of time is relentless, unfathomable, cruel, and unforgiving.
https://twitter.com/philosofarr/status/1588103472494288896

I’m a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I’m doing a thermonuclear name & shame On JEWISH PEOPLE

Happy Catturday everyone!
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RT @NYT_first_said
catturd
https://twitter.com/NYT_first_said/status/1588678899541708801

I propose that we call performatively leaving Twitter for Mastodon “mastobation”

Remember what happened the last time an antisemite wanted a whole world?

Westworld canceled following antisemitic remarks by Kanye West

Gonna get my name legally changed to EIon Musk (that’s a capital i not an L)

ejenk. DC. Just one week away.
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RT @ejenk
Some personal news: I will be in DC November 11–16. Ping me if you want to meet up.
https://twitter.com/ejenk/status/1586777241320656902

Sending everyone I know at Twitter an email with the subject “Your Role at Twitter” on their personal account to freak them out.
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RT @alex_abads
everyone will get an e-mail by 9am PST but if you don't get an email in 8 hours please e-mail us back wtf lmao
https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1588365185563009024