niplav @niplav@schelling.pt
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I operate by Crocker's rules[1].
Joined Aug 2021
The covariance of everything
Tell journos that you will accept bets, but nothing else
Knock my FAAH-OUT
Culture
Being cool has been forgotten as a concept
Nobody is cool anymore, youtubers, streamers and everyone else is the opposite of cool but still revered
What I gather from reading the TL is that I aparrrently have many feminine urges
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Intel Haskell microarchitecture
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me: ok i wish to uh maximise the total time-discounted uh actually no discounting just total uh impartial long-run welfare of uh sentient life in the light... cone... wait, is FTL possible, okay in the cosmos, which includes like... everything, hang on, wait, no- moral uncertainty, this might be bad in some unanticipated way- okay i wish to maximise utility. there. maximise utility.
kyubey: :3 you're hired
me: like, as a magical girl? cool. so like does the wish-
kyubey: :3 welcome, incubator
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cantancy (n)
the process, state, or quality of singing
The Pigou bound on the price of Anarchy for any non-atomic routing game is the Pigou bound of the cost functions of all individual edges.
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the hashing of the christ
While meditating:
feeling of being very heavy (so much that I might fall through the floor, hundreds of kilograms), followed by the sensation of large (~1m), round and smooth objects lodged in & around my upper body. Neither pleasant nor unpleasant.
Two labeled transition systems are bisimilar iff the defender has a winning strategy.
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the future huh. seems like a mistake. I'll be here until then
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Musical time is an abstraction layer over clock time.
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misinformation, shitpost, french
did you know? "jesus" is actually the french abbreviation for "je(suis)sus"
Using em dashes in my feeler texts
- Website
- https://niplav.site/index.html
- Pronouns
- they/them
I operate by Crocker's rules[1].
Joined Aug 2021
