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The worm is Jacob Collier. You are doomed.

The masculine urge to shout "bless you" as loud as possible when someone in the apartment below sneezes

No, "pleroma" is the plural, the singular is "pleromum".

*fake Russian accent* "Take the plavpill today! Sign up for cryonics."

"this chocolate milk is bad" — no one ever

Akira (esper.), adj: having the quality of acquiring or getting

Conspiracy theory I now believe: Elon Musk hasn't actually read Superintelligence

A religion is a brainworm riding a vibe, like a Fremen riding a Maker

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Car prices are too low. The correct price of a car is $∞.

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A: crypto is useless, just a useless overly complex pile of tech in search of a problem
B: oh ok. what are you working on instead? something more useful?
A: yeah, Haskell.

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"Sorry dude, you look a nice guy, but your polynomial is just too damn wiggly"

Everyone who shills for nuclear energy is paid by the Australian government

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@goat "Fucked in the ass by the color of television tuned to a dead channel"

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