niplav @niplav@schelling.pt
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I operate by Crocker's rules[1].
Joined Aug 2021
The Federated Housewife
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Here’s the fun fact: decoding this picture is actually more computationally intensive than plotting a trajectory to the moon and back.
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i lack the "wanting to repost fanart of whatever media i just consumed" neuron
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Complete list of my hobbies:
- Seeing patterns in 2FA codes
- Seeing patterns in 2FA codes
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"How many angels can fit on the head of a pin" is important information about the military capabilities of the enemy.
computational complexity theory of self-modifying code. probably not good for execution speed, but great for code size.
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Once the epidemiologists set up their accounts here it's over for all of you
A priori I'd have believed someone telling me that self-modifying code can perform computations non-self-modifying code can't
the heightened prevalence of bike delivery makes western cities just slightly more asean
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:labrys-45-sickle: 
I kinda feel like fears about fedi getting Eternal September'd are kind of overblown. fedi is really not a distinct community that could be ruined by an influx of new users, it's a loose network of different communities where the people you choose to interact with it literally codified in the form of what gets federated to your server. if you don't like the normies, you can just choose to not interact with them and not let them onto your instance. in extreme cases you can fediblock as well
I maintain that having a more diverse group of people on fedi other than fossbros, chuds, and anti-chuds would ultimately be a good thing
I maintain that having a more diverse group of people on fedi other than fossbros, chuds, and anti-chuds would ultimately be a good thing
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Can we bring the cyber- prefix back?
I've been telling people I have a "virtual meditation retreat" today, but I'd rather say I'll be doing [[cybermeditation]].
Thing that bugged me about Don't Look Up is that they didn't restart the calculation in the beginning six times over and instead just accepted it without debugging
Now I want a cut where they realize around 2/3 into the movie they made a mistake calculating and that it's going to miss
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inb4 migration to fedi makes a lot of people learn about what is AOL.
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vro why are there like 15 erises
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"im evil im so dark im left hand path im evil witch dollpilled" ya ya i get it I cry during sex too
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Remember, people are more willing to bring their whole selves to Mastodon.
For example, you may have initially started following someone for their weird bullshit, but don't be surprised that they also choose to share their much weirder bullshit too.
@0kultra I recognize you from birdsite
I only allow myself to go the hard way. Why? Good or bad?
- Website
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I operate by Crocker's rules[1].
Joined Aug 2021
