niplav @niplav@schelling.pt
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I operate by Crocker's rules[1].
Joined Aug 2021
here's my relaxation
I bat my enemy on the head with my power structure, he's instantly dead
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All my friends, near tears: please, stop this
Me, pointing at a computer with an industrial aesthetic: horny
uninoDAO
*inhale, exhale* "okay, instead of yelling about some twitter dumbfuck, let's go back to the textbook
snorting asbestos and drinking liquid lead to extinguish all estrogen from my body, becoming a pure testosaddva
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#hacker 
Since we use "Dr." as an abbreviation for "doctor", I suggest that we use "Hr." as an abbreviation for hacker,
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damn how great is it that girls
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Actually not only can I continue to fight but I can and will win.
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> meet fedi girl
> invite girl over
> she starts conspiring with the microwave against me
why does this happen every time?
> invite girl over
> she starts conspiring with the microwave against me
why does this happen every time?
Searching "beautiful turkey bird" confirms my suspicion
But I still pet
I will also pet swans, even when they bite me
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[midna era]
time is the only thing you need to kill so it feels alive
What is the ugliest bird?
If a random person from the past were revived and put under your control, what's the probability that you would tickle them?
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>Claims that a coffee machine is the archetypal state machine
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
- Website
- https://niplav.site/index.html
- Pronouns
- they/them
I operate by Crocker's rules[1].
Joined Aug 2021
