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I'm vriska and welcome to theropod thursday

I should write a bot that posts every identity from the Matrix Cookbook with the text "yeah baby", "just like that", or "mmmmmhhhh yeah"

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Scene.

Metaculus headquarters, a quiet afternoon. People clicking on their keyboards, muffled voices from the conference room.

The door suddenly opens, and through storms Niplav Yushtun in full uniform.

Niplav (holding up a sheet of paper with “LTFF” hand-written on it, briskly): "I'm here in the name of The Fund. Let's make this quick, you give me your data, no questions asked, and I'm gone in two minutes. Wouldn't want to update anyones posterior out the window, would I."

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today's mood is an athiest bro tier dialectic
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>see a guy who talked shit is out of my personally constructed and carefully maintained symbolism surrounding this record lmfao

the really fund anything with a pulse don't they

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WTF. WTF wtf.

Just got an email from LTFF they want to give me $2000 for my ACX grant proposal on Range and Forecasting Accuracy

Shut up brain, maybe I do deserve this

But this is going to be difficult time-wise

aaaaaaaaahhhh

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Please boost for awareness

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the virgin techbro striver who only uses soyware in the hopes of getting a job at FAGMAN
vs. the chad schizophrenic who uses some obscure dead language to make immaculate software that is completely impossible to sell and that no one else will ever use

you can sit here and be ok if you want

solution to vibecamp-fomo: spend all your time on schelling.pt® instead

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the sterence oil will come today i cant wait for it to oil

"being cute is just slang. same with “sour grapes”"

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