niplav @niplav@schelling.pt

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OK here's a model for this

You approach with ~outcome independence
She feels that, and the approach is executed good-ish, so she has some attraction
But forebrain says no bc of existing relationship
She is afraid of bad reaction on rejection
She rejects and I stay cool and maybe make a relaxed joke
That makes her more attracted and more relaxed bc she knows I'm not a threat, and it's "OK" to touch bc I already committed to the no

I wonder how accurate this is?

Also the one who didn't give number was incredibly touchy even while rejecting me...
How much more should I've pressed?

Hm one is dead bits the other one doesn't live here and also the approach ended badly

Mere ripples

5 approaches, 4 numbers

Efficiency

Or Umeshism: if nearly all your approaches give you numbers, the girls you're approaching aren't hot enough

ICHDAO

(imperial chinese harem distributed anonymous organization)

this is the idea timeline. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

my sister touched the mist and now her knees are backward, her fingerjoints can bend in any direction and her hair has pierced her irises. AITA?

Ik gıhorta dat ſeggen
dat ſih urhettun ænon muotın
hıltıbrant entı hadubrant untar herıun tuem
ſunu fatarungo ıro ſaro rıhtun
garutun ſe ıro gudhamun gurtun ſih ıro ſuert ana

#feditips

carry a big stick and don't be afraid to use it

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