“And what’s this? Where’s your alignment plan?”
“We were, ah, going to raise it like a child.”
“Oh my life. I can’t believe it. You absolute donkey! Raise it like a fucking child? Fuck me.”
If your fedi instance uptime can be measured in more than two nines of uptime, your admin works too hard.
- @rqsd@borg.socialI operate by Crocker's rules[1].