🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt

bitches be like "it's me, I'm bitches"

need more chunky goth boots and short skirts in my life. don't have nearly enough
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RT @kagawayusaku
縦長しか描かないからたすかるー
https://twitter.com/kagawayusaku/status/1390252229316136961

this video is going to cost lives lol. it's viscerally repulsive, and if I were on the fence at all (which I'm not, but it's not bc of shit like this), it'd push me towards not getting the vaccine. utterly shameless.
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RT @nowthisnews
‘Grow the f*ck up and get the vaccine’ — These health care workers shared their honest thoughts about anti-vaxxers in this hilarious PSA on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1390245705432793089

used to go to the Bay Area for work semi-regularly and now it's been years and I want Philz

kinda miss Philz. why don't they have Philz in NYC

this is art. this is perfect. I'm speechless
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RT @AscendedZen
"You met me at a very non cozy part of my life"
https://twitter.com/AscendedZen/status/1390321672331407363

my fancy new cat ears should be getting here soon and I'm so giddy every day when I check the mail hoping they've showed up

yes hi
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RT @Solar_Trex
girl who calls herself a catgirl not because shes trans but because she wants to wear cat ears everywhere uwu
https://twitter.com/Solar_Trex/status/1390531764158812166

me pointing at very basic life skills and going "just like in Rimworld!"
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RT @SeanMombo
It’s up to me to feed myself now. Haha it’s just like Minecraft dude
https://twitter.com/SeanMombo/status/1390497845652905988

and also 4 weeks a year where we can work from somewhere other than our usual office

among other things

🎉

oh hell yeah, the company is permanently moving to a work week of 3 days in office + 2 days wherever you wish (after the offices actually re-open, that is)

same energy
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RT @pareinoia
https://twitter.com/KaraSabahattin2/status/1390030898586955777 https://t.co/L0P2xZY4fc
https://twitter.com/pareinoia/status/1390084795095470083

there are 700 of you

why

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RT @KaraSabahattin2
@pareinoia Why do all of you guys have weird twitter accounts with anime or cartoon profile pics? Are you all autistic software engineers? I seriously don’t know
https://twitter.com/KaraSabahattin2/status/1390030898586955777

then some people are like

1) ok but those factors are dumb, so it's still #3
2) ok but their values are dumb, so it's still #3
3) yep. they're just being dumb.
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RT @sonyasupposedly
when people appear to be doing something flagrantly suboptimal and you can't figure out why

1) there are factors involved that you're not aware of
2) they're maximizing for something different than what you'd maximize
3) they're dumb and don't reali…
https://twitter.com/sonyasupposedly/status/1389991835292950529

last night I dreamt you called from Costa Rica
yeah, the place you've been the last two weeks
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RT @maybeelse
A fun thing to do in the shower is to practice opening your body; to splay open your ribs, stretching flesh until it tears, exposing your chest cavity and letting hot water beat against the striated muscle of your heart. To feel water flow down your lungs to pool in the chalice\
https://twitter.com/maybeelse/status/1389641681994194946