🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
pooning a bimbo box
how many times can I caption things "me and who" before I get banned from this website
---
RT @pareinoia
tired: when your periods sync up
wired: when your manic episodes sync up
https://twitter.com/pareinoia/status/1387436806006845442
well this is off to a great start
---
RT @atomicthumbs
today I had two customers come in and tell me that the CDC "says you don't have to wear masks anymore" https://twitter.com/CDCgov/status/1392911350058323973
https://twitter.com/atomicthumbs/status/1393009789215543298
well now I know the sound of terracotta shattering
on an unrelated note, anyone want to buy some cats?
you don't *have* to eat the bugs, you know. you could instead eat just a few more vegetables. I promise it won't kill you.
strangely enough I wasn't alienated by his writing (perhaps that means I'm not a woman?), but now I do know at least one company I'll never work for in the future lol
---
RT @saikatc
@paulg We turned down many people at Stripe for saying much less. It doesn't matter if someone is a 'good guy.' Many good guys don't get hired. It's a bad idea to hire people who say things for shock value, especially if those things alienate half the populati…
https://twitter.com/saikatc/status/1392871635900780548
RT @EmilyGorcenski
Like what is your plan to get the gasoline back out of the trash bag
RT @HopefulAbandon
>be american
>compliment your wife in a book
>boss calls police
>police show up on pedal bikes bc no gas
>they immediately shoot you
>ambulance comes
>that will be $599,999 plus tip
dog bless
times like these sure make me glad I live in a bustling metropolis with a robust public transportation system
should really know better by now than to ask myself "why is this plant struggling so much given the adequate water, light, and humidity it's receiving?"
it's always the same answer. it's ALWAYS the same fuckin answer
I wish all spider mites in the world a slow, torturous death
RT @thesravaka
there are three types of slavs: west, east, and south. i will now teach you how to identify your slavs. cue the david attenborough voice.
RT @thesravaka
americans are never ready for the level of mutual bullying that slavs engage in. it's how we express affection for one another.
me and who
---
RT @anticeedings
@NLRG_ according to baseless rumours big yud had "math pets" at one point
https://twitter.com/anticeedings/status/1392870121161564161
you can only choose 2 of 3
---
RT @Logo_Daedalus
What’s more important— the freedom to have anonymous gay sex on demand, or abolishing the criminal racket we call Health Insurance?
https://twitter.com/Logo_Daedalus/status/1392584169222443010
RT @pee_zombie
you're relaxing by the fire w/ your spouse at the home you've built together, deeply satisfied w/ life; thinking about how lucky you are, you look over at them & hear a chime: "thanks for visiting, your time is up". this was a first date simulation & they're not interested. next.
you're on a first date with someone & you have a perfectly normal, pleasant conversation, enjoying each other's company. nobody leaves in a huff, you don't pointlessly judge each other, & no hypothetical internet scenarios come into play. you make plans for a 2nd date. the end.
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
