🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
• 1 cup lemon juice
• alpha resins
• unsaturated polyester resin
• fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
• 9 large egg yolks
• 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
• 1 cup granulated sugar
• an entry called "how to kill someone with your bare hands"
• fish-shaped crackers
• fish-shaped candies
• fish-shaped solid waste
• fish-shaped dirt
• fish-shaped ethylbenzene
• pull-and-peel licorice
• fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
• candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
• 1 (18.25 oz) package chocolate cake mix
• 1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting
• 3/4 cup vegetable oil
• 4 large eggs
• 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
• 3/4 cup butter/margarine
• 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
• 2 cups all-purpose flour
& don't forget garnishes such as
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RT @chercher_ai
there are no real recipes on the internet anymore they're all GPT-3 creations
http://thisrecipedoesnotexist.com
https://twitter.com/chercher_ai/status/1382104909244354561
"you could have just not had sex" referring to side effects of hormonal BC lmao
2006 called sweetie, they think it's time for you to move on to a new argument
man I love blocking complete randos who QT my tweets with some dumb bullshit
literally same
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RT @pragueyerrr
if u want to flirt with me u don’t have to follow any of my advice
just buy me a lego kit and/or a robotics kit and i will count that as us dating now
that’s all it takes
https://twitter.com/pragueyerrr/status/1382050747123126285
holy shit TL is on 🔥🔥🔥 today. love you guys
RT @djmicrobeads
i don't get what's so special about abstraction. what's that, you're choosing to intentionally ignore something? am i supposed to think that's clever
RT @thesravaka
actually, it's gno/sticism.
RT @Stalingrad_Poor
J&J SAYS THE 6.8 MILLION WHO HAVE ALREADY RECEIVED THE RECALLED COVID VACCINE WILL RECEIVE A FREE BOTTLE OF THEIR POPULAR ASBESTOS BABY POWDER
RT @__wmww
When a @pareinoia and @myceliummage thread fills up my tl https://twitter.com/goblinodds/status/1381843513457844227
RT @zacharyhundley
Helpful tips for if your dog accidently gets into your edibles! 🐶 🍪
DO:
- encourage him to take deep slow breathes
- remind him the high is temporary and will pass quickly
DONT:
- indulge his paranoia
- let him operate heavy machinery
RT @_metallurgist
the reason men have difficulty reading rulers? the xenoestrogens, of course
- https://twitter.com/pareinoia
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.
Joined Jan 2021
