🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt

you cannot "lol just try harder and get better you lazy broken degenerate retard" yourself OR others into getting better

simply not how it works! sorry! play again!

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RT @visakanv
there is a lot of work that a person with ADHD can do to make life less miserable. But what I’m trying to convey here is that you can’t install an authoritarian government and expect to control a messy, chaotic, irreverent, independent people. You have to re…
https://twitter.com/visakanv/status/1381735257687257088

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and if you direct that rhetoric at your *children*, there's a special place for you... somewhere where it's nice and warm.

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RT @parafactual
@pee_zombie i know it doesn't work because it was drilled into me as i grew up

i didn't get "better" i just got traumatized
https://twitter.com/parafactual/status/1381734759236313090

drill sergeant rhetoric directed at yourself is like flailing in quicksand & will only make you sink deeper and deeper into all your struggles

drill sergeant rhetoric directed at others will never help them, will never help you, & will make you lose friends very, very quickly
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RT @visakanv
Seeing some tweets on the TL about ADHD and I’m feeling a thread coming up... I have written several in the past but I’m not sure if any directly t…
https://twitter.com/visakanv/status/1381732055612936195

men between 5'8 and 5'10 don't know their own height. never met one that gave an exact number, it's always "uhhh somewhere between 5'8 and 5'10"

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if you're attracted to women under 5'7" you ARE a pedophile and you WILL be tried in the court of internet opinion

go on and try to defend yourselves.
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RT @WashireRPAdvice
minor-coded or not.
➨Their height. Any girl under 5'7 is basically a red flag for being minor coded since that's around the common height for children.

This applies to canon characters and OCs.
https://twitter.com/WashireRPAdvice/status/1381266386866081793

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mamaaaaaa
just shot a man, who died
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RT @nyt_diff
Change in Headline
https://twitter.com/nyt_diff/status/1381476713406853121

at one point I quipped about how it's uncomfortable to conduct an interview while sitting on your bed. turned to the person next to me (I was sitting next to some dude while doing this talk?) and was like "think anyone will ask why I don't just sit at my desk while at home?"

haven't even conducted any interviews since pre-pandemic (including in the dream) so IDK where that even came from or where I was drawing my experience from. it was basically like "well I guess formerly in-person interviews are also phone interviews now, so talk about that"

it was a totally off-the-cuff talk, nobody else was speaking so I was like "hmmm what's something this audience might find interesting" so I went with... that.

had a dream I was talking in Clubhouse about how interviewing at Google had changed since the start of the pandemic

also, men were barred from speaking, but women could instantly get a speaker role simply by pressing the push-to-talk button. most didn't realize this tho. wtf.

either you kill the vibe
or the vibe kills you
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RT @plesmasquerade
I injected pure data into my veins to connect my brain straight to the internet... but at a cost
The doctors say I've overdosed on vibe. I only have a day to live
(sips wine) Time to tweet the best 1000 tweets man's ever written
https://twitter.com/plesmasquerade/status/1381432996327137280