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once again, me and who
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RT @__femb0t
*imagining two mentally challenged crabs having a deranged romance during the pandemic*
twitter.com/__femb0t/status/13

me and who
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RT @Virtual1nstinct
gf who loves that your first date was to picking wild herbs at the mountain foot
twitter.com/Virtual1nstinct/st

feeling very called out
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RT @thesravaka
@Caroline30 it is the year 2500. we have defeated aging, but a new crisis has risen. 300 year old women are too horny to live. they do not eat or sleep, only fuck and post lewd shit online. 24/7 sirens of various voices repeating the phrase "good girl" has contained them for now,,,
twitter.com/thesravaka/status/

RT @thesravaka
the posts with which you interact are a good indication of what you think about. for me that's baking, some geopolitics, and ingroup memery.

for some of you it's a seriously unhealthy obsession with things about which you claim to be indifferent.

RT @thesravaka
the nrx make one good point to raving hateful lunatic pipeline.

really fucking hate how in-app notifications in Twitter can't be swiped away

RT @thingskatedid
if you ever want to do things concurrently, here's how
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RT @Virtual1nstinct
unbelievable how onlyfans has not integrated twine yet to allow egirls to write their own dating sims

if you defect enough times in a row, people will stop cooperating — this is the natural, expected outcome, and it is extremely unbecoming to start whining when this happens

who gave her sugar after 2pm??? I thought we agreed about this. *sighs, rubs temples*

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timeline:

⁍ eel gets her account back
⁍ replies "burger sauce", once
⁍ proceeds to just spam reply "oboe" from that point forward
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RT @cheascake
look through my replies right now
twitter.com/cheascake/status/1

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