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you have all made my time on this bird app a blast ❤️🌤️

RT @michaelcurzi
Left: DEX-y monk with psionic powers. Writer, soft heart, lover of women

Right: 400 lb Soviet wrestler with an adamantium skull. Teeth can crack steel like an apple. Ultrahigh strength, low INT. Technically classed as a paladin (Soviet, lawful neutral) but w/ Beserk. Baritone twitter.com/desiderratum/statu

keep accidentally clicking on StackOverflow posts from like '09-'12 about Go and it's just like... no. this information is likely useless to me please go away.

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reminding myself to filter search results for the last X years when looking up things about relatively modern languages

RT @plesmasquerade
@thesravaka @pareinoia @chopstickfury01 @infra_naut CATGIRL RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

weird hill to die on but at least you're dead
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RT @elninoleone
When you post your vaccine card, you are unknowingly slapping the survivors of the Holocaust across the face.
twitter.com/elninoleone/status

tired: when your periods sync up
wired: when your manic episodes sync up

you ever tweet some absolute bullshit just because you know the fellow degenerate you're tweeting at is gonna RT it

paint Curzi's face then glue the hairs where his mustache used to be

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thank you to everyone who helped me repeat this until it became true

@michaelcurzi you will not regret sending me your mustache I promise
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RT @BenRatkey
@borebrush @michaelcurzi @CurzisMoustache no that belongs to @pareinoia now
twitter.com/BenRatkey/status/1

GET IN HERE
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RT @Lithros
hey @michaelcurzi's about to shave his moustache live on twitch for cheascake twitch.com/mcurzi don't miss it
twitter.com/Lithros/status/138

RT @fightsgod
loyalty kink but in the form of a person who's devoted their whole life to annoying you for all of eternity

i am kiwi, goddess of all people who have been in love and loved by others
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RT @myceliummage
i am mage god of the most important thing is that the only place I can do it for the first time in the eyes twitter.com/pragueyerrr/status
twitter.com/myceliummage/statu

"oh, what's this? a cozy computer to sit on? and a lovely desk to perch my front paws on while I rub the monitor with my nose making it jiggle? oh, don't worry, it's just a coincidence that I'm now doing this for the first time ever. maybe I should actually get on the desk?"

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purposefully ignoring the cat and watching him develop new ways to misbehave in order to get my attention in real time 🥲 thanks I hate it here

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