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I mean, I'm lying, this actually looks like 1 of 2 locations to me

one is Canal St and one is somewhere around 10th Ave

but still

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each day you should leave the house with "listen up, fives, a ten is speaking" energy, or just don't bother leaving the house at all

been confused for the past 5 minutes cause I was like "didn't Bill and Melinda already divorce though??? like just recently???? and now she's the richest woman in the world or something???" and then I realized I was getting my billionaires mixed up, whoops 🥴

RT @thesravaka
people with lots of plants in their house are just trying to touch grass without going outside.

idea: taking mushrooms then going through a mirror maze

I mean besides "you're not in elementary school anymore" and "this is some real holds-up-spork shit, jesus"

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they're like 7 bucks on Amazon. fuck I need a reason not to

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good to know I'm beautiful ✨
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RT @pee_zombie
@deepfates depends on the sort of evil in question; mundane banality, sure, that erodes your spirit & corporeal form

but the real sort, deep, reasoned, spiritual evil? the real pure shit, the tundra behind some people's eyes? that makes people beautiful; only they can strive for perfection
twitter.com/pee_zombie/status/

this is basically how it works yeah
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RT @Virtual1nstinct
if you can convince a stray cat to like you you can convince a girl to like you the process is identical
twitter.com/Virtual1nstinct/st

big brain moment
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RT @tlbtlbtlb
Billionaires will cease to exist when the standard for measuring wealth is Bitcoin. Since only 21M will ever exist, there can never be a BTC billionaire.
As usual, technology quietly solves the problem while politics is still arguing itself in circles.
twitter.com/tlbtlbtlb/status/1

sometimes that "uh-oh" sound from ICQ still haunts me

get in the pod, eat the— NO DO NOT 😡😡😡BZZZZZZNOPE 😡😡😡

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