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RT @thesravaka
why doesn't babymoonbot, the largest baby, simply eat the other babies?

cats have always been pink wtf is this dude on about
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RT @pee_zombie
cats arent pink, this is gaslighting
twitter.com/pee_zombie/status/

drinking a PSL in May because there are no gods and no masters

underage girls, guns, and free speech 👌 truly a pure-blooded libertarian

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it's almost poetic, attempting to defend your right to free speech in a way that is VERY explicitly NOT protected by free speech law
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RT @KevinlyFather
Florida Man @mattgaetz, talking about Silicon Valley canceling conservatives says "We have a 2nd amendment in this country and I THINK WE HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO USE IT!"
twitter.com/KevinlyFather/stat

tbh I reeeeeally love labels for break/continue/goto in Go

they're really powerful & give you a satisfying amount of power over the control flow & make brain happy

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teammates are oppressing me by not letting me include a teensy little goto statement

also works for other moods of mine such as:

* drunk/tired after a long night dancing
* sleep-deprived and/or achey
* and more!

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fries are my ultimate comfort food 🍟

if you find me sitting somewhere being sad/anxious, and you're like "hey :) you wanna get some fries?" I will sniffle, tearfully nod, take your hand to go with you to get some fries & then love you forever 🥲

being gaslit by Twitter by the different assortment of A/B tests being executed on each of my alts

literally all of these stories from my childhood:

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RT @amandadeibert
What is something you did as kid/young person that exemplifies exactly who you are now? One of those “wow, that is so me” stories
twitter.com/amandadeibert/stat

RT @Real_Lets_Talk
@mechanical_monk @pareinoia What exactly did you mean by this

"tell me you're an autistic girl without telling me you're an autistic girl"

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RT @thesravaka
once there was a realm far away. it was rich and peaceful, because it earned its wealth from the mining of a very peculiar thing. when the people went to sleep, they would dream of great adventures. if they were successful in their dreams, they would wake holding a small gem.

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