🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt

one of the QTs says "and when he/she faints, give a jab"

liberals never cease to amaze me
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RT @sarahcpr
Idea for Facebook: if a user is clearly obsessed with Trump, and Qanon, and vaccine misinformation, every time they log in they should just be connected to a live therapist, who they must talk to for an hour before seeing their timeline again
https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1419998332349517832

I almost scrolled past this

wish I did.
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RT @HieroBotch
the Confederate States of America, widely regarded by historians as the Vriska of US history
https://twitter.com/HieroBotch/status/1419881583222403095

skip the diamonds ffs, even if you don't care about the ethics of non-synthetic gems, have some $$$ sense and get a stupidly gorgeous over-the-top cubic zirconium ring for WELL under $1k, come on

also add some color. get a CZ version of their birthstone or in their fave color

if my partner spent that sort of money on a ring that looked identical to thousands if not millions of other rings I would be incredibly, incredibly upset

simply cannot wrap my head around spending $3k on an engagement ring, let alone *wanting* your partner to spend $3k on an engagement ring, let alone wanting your partner to spend MORE than $3k on an engagement ring

even $1k sounds fucking nuts to me. just... why. how. wtf.

switching back and forth from Montero to All The Things She Said over and over and over and over again like a truly lost, confused soul

"cis men", "white women", etc, if you're worried about sounding bigoted just slap on some oppressor-aligned qualifiers and you're good to go
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RT @mazculinity
The random addition of 'cis' to those mild complaints about men viral tweets is so funny
https://twitter.com/mazculinity/status/1419384338991431686

feels like I've come unstuck in time

starting to get the sense that life feeling like a fever dream moment-to-moment is simply the true default state, and it's the stretches of time that feel "normal" or "down-to-earth" that are the bizarre exception, no matter how long they seem to last

vagina dentata but it's just the cute lil moe fang

I think perhaps I should go off of the Wellbutrin lol

would like to e.g. hypothetically not break down crying when I think about how much I miss someone or love someone

question goes either for specific emotions or for emotions as a whole, either works

how do you work towards feeling emotions less intensely & overwhelmingly?

king shit
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RT @tszzl
a guy yesterday cited a study, I said the study didn’t replicate and he said “reproducibility is Reddit” can’t argue with that
https://twitter.com/tszzl/status/1419502008013258759

everyone's saying "thanks Loki" but did people forget about this!Notation

this ain't new

extremely online gf, actually knows what countries look like gf

like. I'm not even joking. I had to double and triple check it several times with several different sources. I could still be wrong of course because wtf but yeah

fun fact: the Latin word for "gremlin" is "someone"