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comments I've gotten about my teeth:

* my teeth are tiny
* my mouth is small
* I have very many teeth

am I some kind of little goblin fae critter

(rhetorical question, the answer is yes)

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orthodontist's assistant, looking in my mouth: "wow, you have... a lot of teeth."

daily reminder that you're allowed to simply scroll past bait

for the low, low price of $10
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RT @EveBelleSongs
The term girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe. This is a service I am willing to provide.
twitter.com/EveBelleSongs/stat

shoutout to @liminal_warmth for one of the most entertaining discourses so far this year

Sex-magical drawings by Guido Wolther, occultist of the sinister Fraternitas Saturni ~ 1960s

RT @forshaper
Alright, fuckers. Here's the thing about souls: it's "just" information. This is why taking a picture of someone can steal their soul. Look around, companies are trucking in your souls everyday. Well, some of us have souls that are infohazards. You can fill in the rest.

I'm too old for this shit
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RT @catboypunzo
people who don’t have carrds or like a pinned thread with info about them scare me
twitter.com/catboypunzo/status

RT @egregirls
a girl whose emotions cause flowers to sprout from her head. lillies for curiosity, roses for embarrassment, flowering deadly nightshade for spite. she's self conscious about it and tries to hide it under a big hat.

RT @plesmasquerade
imagine writing a 10+ tweet thread on why selling souls is bad

all this soul discourse reminded me of this

one-time fee of $10 to ensure your beloved pet is taken care of post-rapture by non-raptured sinners! you love your pet, don't you?

aftertherapturepetcare.com/

same honestly
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RT @SwiftOnSecurity
Look, I don't know what this Twitter account is about either, but the only people who can stop me are Jack and God
twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/st

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