🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt

at one point I quipped about how it's uncomfortable to conduct an interview while sitting on your bed. turned to the person next to me (I was sitting next to some dude while doing this talk?) and was like "think anyone will ask why I don't just sit at my desk while at home?"

haven't even conducted any interviews since pre-pandemic (including in the dream) so IDK where that even came from or where I was drawing my experience from. it was basically like "well I guess formerly in-person interviews are also phone interviews now, so talk about that"

it was a totally off-the-cuff talk, nobody else was speaking so I was like "hmmm what's something this audience might find interesting" so I went with... that.

had a dream I was talking in Clubhouse about how interviewing at Google had changed since the start of the pandemic

also, men were barred from speaking, but women could instantly get a speaker role simply by pressing the push-to-talk button. most didn't realize this tho. wtf.

either you kill the vibe
or the vibe kills you
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RT @plesmasquerade
I injected pure data into my veins to connect my brain straight to the internet... but at a cost
The doctors say I've overdosed on vibe. I only have a day to live
(sips wine) Time to tweet the best 1000 tweets man's ever written
https://twitter.com/plesmasquerade/status/1381432996327137280

me last year

so many months of 2020 were consumed by Animal Crossing, Cities: Skylines, and Rimworld
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RT @chibikki_ikki

https://twitter.com/chibikki_ikki/status/1381114841666969600

full disclosure, unpopular opinion but I loved bean dad and I love being beansplained to

just invented a new term: beansplaining

in honor of bean dad

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RT @ThanksThoth
Can you guys watch my mystery box for a bit? Thanks 👍

I'll be back soon make sure nothing happens to it https://t.co/9PkYTyVPYd
https://twitter.com/ThanksThoth/status/1381335816488722433

✨🐱 500 follower celebration 🐱✨

ask me any question — BUT — include your own answer to the same question!

I'll keep answering for as long as I can maintain interest but at some point I'll probably get bored, sorry in advance ❤️

concept: administering oxytocin immediately post-birth and then regularly for X amount of time after in order to prevent post-partum depression
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RT @temujin9
@sameQCU @Kuaku11 @nickcammarata @pareinoia Also produced in parents around their children.

(Yeah, don't play with that fire, y'all.)
https://twitter.com/temujin9/status/1381324605978251264

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I hate the antichrist