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as of today, NYC has basically fully re-opened ✨ now the question is, when are you coming to visit me? 🗽

RT @BecomingCritter
My wife and I had a horrific peek-a-boo accident with our child

we had to bring him to the ICU

if a highly risky asset suddenly loses value, and you lose your shit over it, that just tells me you didn't actually know what you were doing

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gonna get all of these printed out and cover my walls with them
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RT @HALWithAHat
The amount of pictures of anime girls messing with the demon core both fascinates and concerns me
twitter.com/HALWithAHat/status

if you don't understand risk, or your own risk profile, maybe you shouldn't be investing

RT @MasterTimBlais
@pareinoia @AskYatharth @raskolnehkov in case this meme doesn't already exist

excellent thread 🧵

clawed my way out of this very spiral and every day I'm grateful to myself for doing it
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RT @pee_zombie
i lost friends for refusing to play along with depression/suicide jokes, especially as we all neared 27; that shit is poison, it wears you down, erodes your self-respect, inundates you with the subtle environmental assertion that its normal to be miserable

live earnestly or die twitter.com/visakanv/stat…
twitter.com/pee_zombie/status/

life protip: if you don't want to be throwing up and have an upset stomach, maybe don't eat your mother's houseplants. just a thought idk

RT @isislovecruft
“average person has 3 CPUs” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 CPUs. Bitcoins Georg, who lives on a mining farm and has over 10,000,000 CPUs, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

so tell me, are these "object-level opinions" in the room with us right now?

if you're in such deep depression that it's giving you severe physical symptoms, please, *please* seek medical attention. I know it's not easy to do anything at all when you're depressed. but if it's that urgent, you should at least try.

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RT @thesravaka
the way these men articulate the desirable qualities of a mother for their children shows that this is about the status of consuming such a person as wife than about the happiness of notional children.

RT @thesravaka
angry, childless men that cannot exude "father of your children" energy to save their lives are far deeper in the throes of the paradox of choice and consumer culture than anyone with an onlyfans.

found my new tinder bio (for if I ever use tinder again)
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RT @egregirls
- strangely many knives and dead bodies show up in the stories
- asking for immediate assistance for "a task" at 4am, lest you be branded as a heretic
- random crying sessions
- a feeling of emotional emptiness, except for existential sorrow
- pretty selfies at odd angles
twitter.com/egregirls/status/1

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