🌻 kiwi 🌻 @pareinoia@schelling.pt

plesmasquerade moment
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RT @dril_gpt2
my followers are all unemployed., uneducated, and racist. theyre also all gonna be my wife
https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1397071125033758720

hope this helps!

if someone doesn't agree with your take on something it's because they're weaklings who are terrified of the truth, just fyi

counting down the seconds til my AC gets here tomorrow
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RT @local_catgirl
local catgirl melting in the summer heat, wishes she had air conditioning
https://twitter.com/local_catgirl/status/1396185680221507587

"emotionless anime girl who is actually a pussy" is an incredibly good way of describing me, actually, yeah

based
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RT @grantshapps
Following the forced diversion of a @Ryanair aircraft to Minsk yesterday, I’ve instructed @UK_CAA to request airlines avoid Belarusian airspace in order to keep passengers safe. I have also suspended Belavia’s operating permit.
https://twitter.com/grantshapps/status/1396835052168810499

what I like about vague tweets like this is I can interpret them to fit whatever bone I have to pick at the moment and be like "hah, this person agrees with me, I'm right"
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RT @thesravaka
okay your parents did not earn your respect and you did not arrive at the virtue of discipline and filial piety early. you call yourself gifted?? maybe in horsepower, but your virtue is lacking.
https://twitter.com/thesravaka/status/1396821687006552071

you know your establishment has serious problems when "the most miserable place on earth" is enough for someone to identify it

anyway it's nice to reminisce on those of you I initially met on http://schelling.pt back when I had like 16 followers here on Twitter ❤️

on rare occasions it's people actually interacting with my posts there and it's always Pleroma users lol

always a little amusing to get a notif from Fedilab "you were mentioned by so-and-so!" and it's always because they RTed a tweet of mine on here then http://moa.party crossposted it to Masto and it tagged me

have you ever thought your own armpit sweat smelled good

lemme at 'im! LEMME AT 'IM!!! 🤬🤬🤬 gf
sorry, she hasn't eaten yet today 😅😅 gf

me to this very day

feels like a weird moral panic to center this around kink. I understand and wholeheartedly support wanting a family-friendly pride (speaking as someone who was kinda uncomfortable at pride as a young child) but "family-friendly" vs. "kink" is kind of a false dichotomy

endless posts about "kink shouldn't be allowed at pride, there are children, those people are sick fucks" and barely any about "kink should be allowed at pride" so like ????? I get that there are existing patterns they're complaining about but... who are they debating WITH???