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RT @cheascake
The only thing about Twitter that could be better is if I could hear what you sound like when you laugh.

RT @aWanderingI
@plesmasquerade @pareinoia "I am the very model of a modern catgirl transbian
I've written sev'ral stories about girls whose arms you'd find me in
Oh vine-crowned dapple-queen so crimson sweet these are the sights you'll see
Of note, in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni"

kinda wanna try breast milk ricotta & breast milk mascarpone & breast milk custard

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cheese? cream cheese? sour cream? yogurt? condensed milk?

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every time the crypto cult starts spazzing about sending a new shitcoin "to the moon", I am reminded of this amazing work of art

youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkC

jack please let me pin more than one tweet I've got so many good ones

re: "the FDA has lost their fucking minds and is clearly banning parsley, asparagus, etc"
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RT @halvorz
@AlexGodofsky @eigenrobot @selentelechia lol they're not banning molasses come on guys use just a tiny bit of critical thinking here
twitter.com/halvorz/status/139

RT @Lithros
sufficiently advanced spreadsheets are indistinguishable from databases

*sees a cutie who isn't nearly depraved enough*

I can fix them 🥺🥺🥺

RT @parafactual
@the_aiju what, commie, you're gonna FORCE me at GUNPOINT to follow this "Non Aggression Pact" of yours?

RT @the_aiju
knee-jerk individualism is a trauma response send tweet

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