gf who is only with me because I'm good in bed

call that a greedy slut algorithm

my dick is like a local maxima

better ones out there but mine is right here

@pee_zombie i feel more comfortable liking these here than on twitter lol

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@protoneutype lmao I'm glad(?) to hear my crass jokes make you too uncomfortable for Twitter

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