I can keep going, just try and stop me. I've got so much technobabble ready to go.

the American Religious Right's conception of Satan is literally real, & they truly are the holy warriors for humanity that they envision themselves to be; Satan is a memetic botnet which spreads itself to new hosts through media cordyception; how else do you explain Lil Nas X?

the media doesn't want you to discuss the nature of trans girls because in reality they are the fae insurrection, infiltrating our technical institutions and rewiring our cultural code, literally. thigh highs are the shibboleth of the transhumanist (note the root) New World Order

dead celebrity holographs are being normalized as a Trojan Horse for eroding the public's uncanny valley sensitivity; they are being bankrolled and pushed by the AGSI fronted by the vocoloid Hatsune Miku (see Gibson's Idoru). this is a move for the legalization of AI rights

paranoid schizoids are the true Woke class; the anti-Woke hysteria is a false flag operation by Big Pharma, intended to discredit those who see past the neurolinguistic memetic programming to the true nature of the world. anti-psychotics are basically identical to Matrix pods

the true danger of TikTok is not data theft but rather that China is trying to compete with AWS by using secretly running a decentralized computing network inside the app, a la Ethereum; the app is using the techniques of addictive engagement to maximize time-contiguous compute

the resurgence of neopaganism is a psyop intended to poison the well regarding magick, perpetuated by the fae (autists). while everyone looks the other way, they mess with the very fabric of the universe, making eldrich bargains with time and space, and calling it computation

meditation is popularly considered woo not by accident, but because the State fears its power; it allows one to traverse the state space of the informational flux across the probabilistic self-manifold, and in the process, achieve Universal Communist God-Mind

it is no accident that thousands of autists are nerdsniped by the Riemann Hypothesis every year; they have stared too long into the void that is the mystery of the primes & have glimpes that which lies at the bottom; the ordered Planck grid underling the chaos of the quantum foam

Stephen Wolfram is the only true visionary, having shown the world the path to enlightenment with his Principle of Computational Equivalence and his recent computational hypergraph cosmology; unfortunarely, he will never be believed, due to the Faustian bargain that made him rich

the truest example of the Horseshoe Theory is that extremists on both ends of the left/right ideological spectrum are willing to literally kill to prevent uploaded humans from attaining full legal rights; this is bc their beliefs are fundamentally predicated on physical scarcity

few understand this, but the human soul can projected onto a planar mapping, rendering it subject to the findings of holography theory, as well as the 4-color theorem; this is why the quadrants of the political compass successfully capture all nuance of the possible believe space

few understand that the human soul can be projected onto a planar mapping, rendering it subject to the findings of holography theory, as well as the 4-color theorem; this is why political compass quadrants capture all nuances of the possible belief space

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RT @deepfates
color me impressed https://twitter.com/pee_zombie/status/1377384305358471171
https://twitter.com/deepfates/status/1377396570337910784

many have proposed tokenizing the soul & trading its derivatives, but has anyone considered selling subjective-time-bounded (& scenario-constrained) futures for copies of an upload? limited time offer: buy the right to simulate me! upgrade options available: torture & NSFW keys

Elon is missing an incredible market opportunity for Neuralink: enhancing ESP powers. we all know these operate on E&M, & a wire mesh on your brain is bound to buff both RX and TX capabilities. why hasn't he capitalized on this? bc there are federal agent saboteurs lying to him

the most fundamental ideological conflict is btwn folders & tags; the ontological differences btwn hierarchical & associative indexing underlie every major object-level debate, such as the nature of gender. is "female" a Windows folder or a Gmail label? this is intersectionality

sure, the universe is a simulation, but is it a good one? is it an elegant continuous evaluation of an analytic function, or a messy JIT piecewise construct, with dirty hacks hidden outside our instrumental lightcone, a la skinny Homer?

is God a mathematician or an engineer?

@pee_zombie Somewhere a personal who is a very particular type of Haskell programmer just sat bolt upright in bed from a sound sleep and it will not be apparent to them why it happened until they read this