👁️ autosurveillant 👁️ @pee_zombie@schelling.pt

@pujz ty but I can't take the credit, its just base Mastodon 3.0 :)

ok so 🦋 and heavenapp is about bluesky right? but why, what does it all mean

can u truly say u own ur body if you haven't made efforts to explore a significant portion of its configuration-space? ur body is not a funko pop to keep perfectly preserved on the shelf of life but a passion project antique roadster; use it, abuse it & then fix it right back up
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RT @michaelcurzi
It is morally obligatory to move in funny physical ways that give you stretches you've never felt before
https://twitter.com/michaelcurzi/status/1645465301033656320

I should note that this tweet was motivated by equal parts "bluesky is invite-only", "bluesky is not available on android", "what's wrong with Mastodon guys, it works well and already exists", and "hey use my thing pls I made it for u"

agnostic on twitter's overness but can't hurt to have a backup eh?

for those who can't or wont move to bluesky, a reminder that my Mastodon server is still around and pretty active

https://schelling.pt/invite/au6SWqHb
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RT @pee_zombie
Mastodon, and the fediverse, is the least bad solution we've tried so far imo for the typical social media user's problems; most people are perfectly happy to delegate many decisions to some authority, so long as their needs are met

is this a bad thing?

https://twit…
https://twitter.com/pee_zombie/status/1605390710567768064

how long before I can give it tor and a monero wallet and convince it to be a method actor

it even clarified the details of certain steps when asked, albeit in a very roundabout way. wink wink nudge nudge this is totally only for entertainment purposes

pretty on point tbh, thanks sama

no I'm not joking

buying stimulants on the darknet using instructions provided by chatgpt 4 in the form of a screenplay for an episode of The Wire

type of guy that practices dark metta (it's me)
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RT @purrblind1
i passed by a street cat and i called him an idiot and laughed knowing he can't understand. then i pet him
https://twitter.com/purrblind1/status/1632807193220354048

negativity kills the spirit, kneecaps passion, and chains one's joy

spiritual ossification stems from a fear of the new, and the remedy is bold vulnerability

maybe its okay to unironically like the weird new thing; it will always be easier to stay still

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RT @pee_zombie
spiritual ossification entails the loss of this quality; many equate this with adulthood, but it need not be so.

those who are young at heart remain free of sin

h…
https://twitter.com/pee_zombie/status/1620130419026063360

the irony of this approach is that an identity composed of layered negations is not self-sufficient, being defined in reference to external factors, and as such naturally tends to stagnate, not possessing internal affordances for renewal or growth

I'll also passed thru this personality phase; I loved to dump on php and pop music, to smugly deride anything basic and popular. in reality, this was a combination of clumsy attempts at legitimate criticism, fueled by insecurities about being an outcast

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RT @pee_zombie
they feel left out of The Game and overwhelmed by how quickly fads evolve; they feel like they're missing something and that they Don't Get It, and this anxiety promp…
https://twitter.com/pee_zombie/status/1630047582247604224

I often see this peculiar sort of comedic ossification present in the type of personality who seems to only feel capable of expressing themselves in the negative, by denigrating various aspects of the world; this stems from some spiritual blockage, some deep shame around joy
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RT @tensorbodega
devs who still make this kinda joke feel out of touch bc you've been able to vertically center a div with one line since like 2013, a decade …
https://twitter.com/tensorbodega/status/1630381515157938179

as always I'm just mocking my past self

it's ok tho that guy really did find value in these ideas & he didn't have an existing connection to any spiritual tradition or font of wisdom due to the havok WW2 & the holocaust wrecked on the continuity of his family's inherited wisdom

not oc

"so what you're saying is don't be a tryhard" "noooo nondoing is totally a different thing noooo" "so like... getting the stick out of your life's ass"
"you don't get it bro, the Tao cannot be named"
"ok that just sounds like God is ineffable"

this stems from an insidious & subtle form of narcissism, wherein one holds oneself to unrealistic standards they'd never expect of a friend, implicitly suggesting they're somehow better, and hence more capable of meeting such a high bar. the solution is, ofc, to relax your grip
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RT @JonAcuff
Is there an emoji for, "I saw your text but didn't know how to perfectly respond to it so I waited until I knew exactly what to say but it's been…
https://twitter.com/JonAcuff/status/1252950488577986561