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Thanks for the reminder. 🙏 OTOH, why would they say that if there wasn't at least some chance that I might, in fact, be a cow.
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RT @US_FDA
You are not a horse. You are not a cow. Seriously, y'all. Stop it. fda.gov/consumers/consumer-upd
twitter.com/US_FDA/status/1429

Me: Holunder (elderberry)
GBoard: Homo-Bett (homo bed)
Ok.
(That's actually incredibly offensive. How does it come up with this stuff?!?)

What the loving...
I've watched this like 10 times now. This is grotesque!
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RT @dpatrikarakos
This footage will still be played in 100 years. It now joins images of the retreat from Saigon and the naked Vietnamese girl as one of the west’s most shameful moments in modern history.
twitter.com/dpatrikarakos/stat

RT @made_in_cosmos
Thing learned at school that I’m still unlearning:

1. You only have one chance to do anything, and if you fail you’re either stupid or lazy

2. Asking questions gets you in trouble

3. There’s only one correct way to do things, and it’s up to authority to decide which way it is

RT @GyroStable
After the success of last week's office hours, we're doing it again this week. Join the team for Office Hours tomorrow/Thursday 1-1:30pm CET / 7-7:30pm SGT. This week will be hosted by @ljfgudgeon and @sschuldenzucker in the "office-hours" channel in the Discord. See you there!

RT @GyroStable
Calling all Gyronauts! Gyroscope is hiring a senior smart contract engineer and a lead front-end engineer. Email us at jobs@gyro.finance if you want more information!
hackmd.io/@gyroscope/senior-sc
hackmd.io/@gyroscope/lead-fron

🤔 If the tax only applies to her personal income (not the family's), this should also help with gender equality.
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RT @Lukewearechange
Where my Hungarian ladies AT!!!!
twitter.com/Lukewearechange/st

RT @triskweline
@paulg Behold... the Drawer of Infinite Donkeys.

RT @GyroStable
We're running an experiment! Join the Gyro team for Office Hours tomorrow/Thurs 7-7:30pm CET / 1-1:30pm ET. We're trying this out as a new venue for Q&A and getting to know the community. This week will be hosted by @aklamun and @sschuldenzucker, who lead Gyroscope Research

Last night I dreamt that I was worried being eaten by lions and that manifested a lion cub. The cub was super cute and I played with it. What does this mean? 🤔

One hypothesis I have is that they detect "has logged in after a long time of inactivity" as security event marker, and so they don't let you in. Has some irony if true.

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Over the past week, access to two of my bank accounts has been blocked and my bank has undone a transfer I made because "they weren't sure it was me".

Have banks become paranoid about security or is it just me? And should I be worried?🤔

The replication crisis in the social sciences started when we built machines that could make copies of themselves, to study their behavior. Shouldn't have done that.

RT @GyroStable
Gyroscope is hiring! We’re looking for a senior smart contract engineer and a lead frontend engineer. Come and join us to build the next generation stablecoin.

Senior smart contract engineer: hackmd.io/@gyroscope/senior-sc
Lead frontend engineer: hackmd.io/@gyroscope/lead-fron

RT @sashachapin
As suggested by @HamiltonMorris , I just got finished taking a (small-ish) dose of LSD to get my sense of smell back post-covid and it totally worked. It’s back online. Like a light switch, bam, online.

Wtf, psychedelics

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