oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt

just told my family group chat (all doctors) that i'm going to do a four-day fast for some of the time i'll be down in melbourne and oh no they have Opinions

to be clear: the official stance of this account is that small accounts rule, and large accounts drool
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
what i'm most worried about if the For you page is only blue checks is that it'll be harder to find people interested in similar things.

i love twitter being your little garden where you offer your fun tweets and cool (often small) accounts stumble upon you and engage back.
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1641206775260250115

what i'm most worried about if the For you page is only blue checks is that it'll be harder to find people interested in similar things.

i love twitter being your little garden where you offer your fun tweets and cool (often small) accounts stumble upon you and engage back.

Please reissue your likes 🙏🙏
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
Actually the thing you're responding to was probably said in jest. They are incredibly unlikely to think this is literally true.
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1641194116926312448

Actually the thing you're responding to was probably said in jest. They are incredibly unlikely to think this is literally true.

dammit i'm reposting

fuck this photo didn't look like it needed to be cropped on my phone but there you go

@niplav how funny that my intuitions are also objectively correct

@niplav best yud is whatever was my first yud and everything else is worse

Damn me and who

(answer is my twitter circle)
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RT @mesolude
Do you have a "diary person"? (someone you can frequently share with your random thoughts and things that happen throughout your day)
https://twitter.com/mesolude/status/1641146317916508160

Actually the thing you're responding to was probably said in jest. They are incredibly unlikely to think this is literally true.

"I'm not cute and fluffy! I'm not adorable and allowed to just vibe" he screamed as he slowly turned into a lil huggable plush toy

This tweet inspired by me, who sometimes does treat EA as an obligation that needs to be fulfilled before I'm allowed to do what I want.

Obviously false, but it's a hard to shake belief.

EA's burnout problem is because people mistakenly believe if they get all 80k hours out of the way early then they can just relax and vibe for the rest of their life. In this essay I will
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RT @Robert_AIZI
@QualyThe Working 80 hours a week? Did they hear 80000 hours and assume that was a speedrunning category?
https://twitter.com/Robert_AIZI/status/1641140456678367233

i'm a disgusting person, i'm sorry

does mastodon have a better "algorithmically show me stuff I'm interested in" vs twitter's For You page?