oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt

(Poll in next tweet 👇)
You are in a long-term (>2 year) relationship // You think most people settle vs find the best person
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RT @peach_duck4239
You think that in relationships, most people:
https://twitter.com/peach_duck4239/status/1646559513162694657

So I don't think I have good photos or anything for a dating app profile. What's the best for the algorithm? Does getting swiped left a lot hurt you?

Make my shitty profile now, or wait until I have good photos? I'm not really in a rush to date people so I'd be happy to wait.

I love going to chain restaurants in foreign countries and seeing how they change things. Hong Kong McD has fried wings, France's McD burgers have less sauce, Indonesia's KFC chicken is slightly spicier.
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RT @lillybilly299
@halflawless In Hong Kong u can get a shot of espresso in your matcha latte at Starbucks. It's like on the menu
https://twitter.com/lillybilly299/status/1646657579202879488

I can access bluesky on my phone using desktop mode? Lfgggggg! 🥳
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
Can someone ELI5 why bluesky's Web app doesn't/couldn't work on mobiles even when they're in desktop mode? I know VERY basic React but am not very familiar with app dev.
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1646330544790339585

I didn't look too hard (and sorry blurry pic) but they don't seem too different in contents but weirdly they AREN'T exactly the same?

Oh thank God for this pharmacy labelling these clearly. I've been so worried about taking lady shakes for so long.

I stg if one more friend tells me they're into bouldering...

Please vote in this poll with your opinions!

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RT @ohwizenedtortle
OK let's try this as a poll! (next tweet for poll).
You, a woman, meet a man. He seems cool and you're maybe interested in each other. You talk and it turns out he owns seven large (say, head-to-chest-sized) plushies. https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1646317888587051008
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1646374182262018051

What is the EV of paying for every EA employee to get the flu vaccination?

To be clear this is not me I only have four plushies 😇

When he's feeling emotional he hugs them or plays with them. He talks to them, sometimes in a baby voice. Sometimes he sings to them. He normally talks about how he's feeling with them, like they're a friend.

This makes you:

OK let's try this as a poll! (next tweet for poll).
You, a woman, meet a man. He seems cool and you're maybe interested in each other. You talk and it turns out he owns seven large (say, head-to-chest-sized) plushies.
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
Is men having soft toys and talking to them like this unattractive/make you uncomfortable? Asking um for a friend.
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1646317888587051008

I FORGOT HOW SLOWLY PEOPLE IN MELBOURNE WALK! I'M SORRY SYDNEY TAKE ME BACK!

Exactly this!
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RT @teachrobotslove
Having a baby and getting to look at her every day, this small version of yourself, is like finally realizing just how beautiful you really were all along. No matter how ugly you felt. No matter how much you hated yourself. Perfect always.
https://twitter.com/teachrobotslove/status/1646349690978332673

Let's do a poll (see next tweet)
You, a girl, meet a guy and you're maybe interested in each other. It comes out in conversation that he has seven large (say, head-to-chest sized) plushies.
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
Is men having soft toys and talking to them like this unattractive/make you uncomfortable? Asking um for a friend.
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1646317888587051008

Can someone ELI5 why bluesky's Web app doesn't/couldn't work on mobiles even when they're in desktop mode? I know VERY basic React but am not very familiar with app dev.

People are liking this but like I genuinely am curious to know what people think.

Being with my family is great cos I can see how my mum's natural way of responding to her mistakes was a bad role model for me, and I can, in the moment, practise responding in a healthier way.

In a bid to become the anti-bluesky, Twitter is now only working in Android phones.
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RT @poiThePoi
@PstafarianPrice Yup, browser Twitter is broken and the app works just fine.
https://twitter.com/poiThePoi/status/1646323202224795650