oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt
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- https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle
Joined Jan 2023
To be clear, there's nothing I won't do for a bluesky referral code. I will lower myself before you and bring shame to the next seven generations of my line. DMs are open.
(how wrong she is about me being able to manage my finances, to be clear)
When you think about songs you really like, what sticks out the most for you? 🎶The music? 📝The lyrics? 🎤The artist? 💭 The memories you attach to the song? ❓ Something else?
Do any of my mutuals want to start a Hot Alt Summer gc where we just support each other doing exercise or getting fit (whatever that means to you)?
All welcome, you don't need to be an alt. (But you do need to be hot, and if we're mutuals you are ❤️🔥)
Challenging gender norms by having no idea what my ex was doing with our investments 😇
(I'm sure it was great, but I'll have to ask her now)
RT @QiaochuYuan
every time i go to church i have a lot of thoughts that are different from the thoughts i have outside of churches. today i’m reflecting on how efficiently churches provide like a million social goods to a community simultaneously
RT @ohwizenedtortle
@shakaz_ @samue1h Christian youth worker voice: You know there was someone else for whom it was so over, until three days later when he was so back.
i believe in t/acc (tortle accelerationism). we will overtake the rabbit by the end of this race or so help me!
RT @ellieanderphd
Conservatives are all up in arms about the Lu-Adler Kant and racism book, meanwhile Blackwell is flying under the radar with this call for papers on a Taylor Swift and Philosophy volume
It's official, all the glamourous couples (me, Taylor and Joe, my recently single twitter mutuals) are breaking up.
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RT @inquirerdotnet
JUST IN: Taylor Swift has reportedly broken up with her boyfriend Joe Alwyn after six years of dating, Entertainment Tonight reports. | 📷: Swift, Alwyn/Instagram
https://twitter.com/inquirerdotnet/status/1644846725260251137
Luckily I did have room in my suitcase but thank you all for helping me prepare of this eventuality!
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
If I don't have room in my suitcase which should I wear/carry on the plane with me
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1644090419482075136
RT @pepijndevos
Oh Twitter is censoring Suubstaack it must be pretty good then 🤔
So um asking for a friend but can people see people's old circle tweets??
To be clear there are at least three meanings here:
1. Is that this is just an odd sexual innuendo (ie the original meme)
2. Is that she's laughing at me taking life as intolerably meaningful until I realise life is unbearably meaningless
3. Is that she's laughing at my "serpent"
RT @andrew0blevins
@ohwizenedtortle "what would happen if you stopped focusing on the thing you're 'supposed' to care about?"
"why would that happening be bad?"
answers likely to point to something genuinely cared about, which may be felt into more directly
(wrote more about this here https://andrewblevins.substack.com/p/how-to-be-happy-basically)
RT @LazPieper
@ohwizenedtortle I also want to share this quote with you:
“Don’t ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive.” -Howard Thurman
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Joined Jan 2023
