oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt

Just had a life-changing event (@inkbrisk suggested I was an INFJ)

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in industry in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a bio researcher wife.
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RT @ruth_hook_
debatably unhealthy alternative is industry people should date/marry academics who help you do great work & save which can be unfortunately necessary for the boom bust nature of biotech https://twitter.com/SammonsLab/status/1645803054384709632
https://twitter.com/ruth_hook_/status/1645955087271878658

if you see this, share a pic of a song that captures your current vibe
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RT @rachelclif
if you see this, share a pic of a song that captures your current vibe https://t.co/rDD89Z7GU1
https://twitter.com/rachelclif/status/1645940838948536320

My laptop's desktop is a mess. There's way too many files here, Windows really needs to work on it's autodelete function.

*The same man comes up and whispers in my ear*

What? Here too?? 😫
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
I've been staying in this bedroom for five weeks now and no one has come to clean it up.

*Man comes up to me and whispers something in my ear*

I'm supposed to what?? How often???
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1625383426458288128

Hey did you guys see that thing on Bluesky? Absolutely hilarious

But that's ok, because the point isn't the arriving, it's the going. I think it's about living a life which feels meaningful, and WANTING to do unpleasant things because they feel meaningful to you. So your values don't need to be constant.

I'm thinking meaning is similar to this: You have some best guesses right now about what is meaningful, and that's all that's required for you to move in a direction. And on the way you may learn things or you may change yourself, and then your direction changes.

In Legend of Zelda there's no one quest line for you to do. It's an open world you're encouraged to explore. You'll see something in the distance and think "ooh I want to go there" and start heading in that direction, but on the way you might see something else and change quests.

My friend described "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild" to me recently and it's resonating with me in terms of how I think about my Tortle's Search For Meaning quest.

dw i cleared it up
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
PSA: Some of your friends may NOT be terminally online. Look out for the warning signs of someone who might be considering engaging in the world. https://t.co/yA9eFL76c6
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1645397316776644608

I'm thinking of changing my motif to be a lion 🦁

Watch out ladies, I'm a homewrecker. I still can't reliably do house chores.

PSA: Some of your friends may NOT be terminally online. Look out for the warning signs of someone who might be considering engaging in the world.

sick of my econ-pilled friends complaining that no one else understands that cash is the more efficient gift. the chinese solved this: nearly any gift you can give is bad luck, except money. flowers? bad luck. time-keeping devices? apparently bad luck. umbrellas? bad luck. white-

i am now on bluesky. please do not ask me what it cost me🫥.

add me!! 🟦🌃
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
To be clear, there's nothing I won't do for a bluesky referral code. I will lower myself before you and bring shame to the next seven generations of my line. DMs are open.
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1645220617581662208

oh ok this is awkward, there is a web app for us diehard android lovers https://staging.bsky.app/

so let me know if you want a bluesky code!!

Am I buying an iPhone off Facebook marketplace so I can cure my fomo? What?? No! That'd be silly....right?

Does someone want a bluesky code? (sent to circle, ps you need an iPhone)