oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt

If I were a girl I reckon I'd love wearing dresses cos I love big jackets and feeling them swish around me

And also my EA enemies, of course 😇

I would like to tag like nearly all of my EA friends who're off doing EA stuff
---
RT @bstract_thot
tag your artist friends. tag everyone
https://twitter.com/bstract_thot/status/1648041489883357186

Sounds like fake news
---
RT @api_assasin
Having a girlfriend is pretty lit
https://twitter.com/api_assasin/status/1648082905644797952

Results! Roughly what I think people would expect, although seems PEOPLE tend to say they'd WANT to be supportive to their partner if they were like this.
---
RT @ohwizenedtortle
When he's feeling emotional he hugs them or plays with them. He talks to them, sometimes in a baby voice. Sometimes he sings to them. He normally talks about how he's feeling with them, like they're a friend.

This makes you:
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1646374187618156544

I just went to the dentist for the first time in five years and now I'm a transhumanist.

Get rid of these teeth I don't want to have to deal with them any more.

I'm not ashamed to admit it (at 3 AM, when the Brits are asleep).

Honestly the main reason I don't want to move to the UK is cos I don't like the accent

How have we been to karaoke but still not sung Mulan's Be A Man?? @Aizazadi_ @shakaz_ @pyrodiscus

We are so back
---
RT @ohwizenedtortle
@Laura_k_Duffy Incredible. A whole world of places for me to have meetings has just been revealed to me.
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1648086756607295488

So sick of my friends telling me I look good but not taking photos of me for dating profile.

I know I look good, it's the girlies who don't understand!!! 😞

Walking around the neighbourhood at 6 PM sick and still in pajamas, but listening to Charli xcx so I can claim I'm still in my Hot Girl Summer arc
---
RT @ohwizenedtortle
I bring a sort of walking around in my pajamas and bathrobe vibe to this upper class suburb that the neighbours (may) not really like
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1647869983031169029

I bring a sort of walking around in my pajamas and bathrobe vibe to this upper class suburb that the neighbours (may) not really like

Forcing myself to go on a walk before all sunlight goes because I've been sick and on my computer all day.

my answer was that i would donate lots of money to EA, but I'd still feel obligated to work on EA problems even though I wouldn't WANT to.

Which made me realise I had some processing to do, which I'm currently making my way out of.
---
RT @inkbrisk
someone asked me what i would do w money no object & no imperative to make the world a better place or achieve anything

my fantasy answer is to live in a cottage in france and eat bread and d…
https://twitter.com/inkbrisk/status/1647534624451760128

someone needs to do a like series of these so it's like:
- type the year you were born into Twitter gif
- type the year you had your first crush into Twitter gif
- type the year you got your first smartphone into Twitter gif
- type the year you had your first kiss
---
RT @jessicamalonso
Type the year you turned 10 into Twitter gif https://twitter.com/goblinodds/status/1647672206439358464
https://twitter.com/jessicamalonso/status/1647707314298966017