oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt

I am in Taiwan!

Is knowing about "kiki and bouba" kiki or bouba?

I'm planning to also travel to New York in May or early June. When is the best time?
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RT @ohwizenedtortle
I'm planning to travel to London at some time in May, when is the best time? Sometime intersecting with and after EAGx?
https://twitter.com/ohwizenedtortle/status/1649181528939962368

Who played neopets when they were young and what neopets did you have?

I used have a grundo, something about being designed to be evil minions and now being lost and needing someone to love them really spoke to me as a kid 🥲.
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RT @shebloomsslow
@QiaochuYuan @visakanv where are the neopians undercover? 👋🏻
what if you search “neopets” ?
also how do you search only in your follows? 👀
https://twitter.com/shebloomsslow/status/1649325292840730624

"One must imagine Sisyphus happy" actually I don't have to and I don't, Albert.

If I were Sisyphus, I would have just stopped rolling the boulder. I mean the boulder literally just rolls back down, surely he would realise it's easier to just take it easy.

for some reason i really like saying "OK" when I start a new bullet in my journalling

What are some fun things to do in New York and London which are not just seeing tourist destinations?

E.g. I'll go to Broadway and West End, but probably not Statue of Liberty or Buckingham Palace.

I'm planning to travel to London at some time in May, when is the best time? Sometime intersecting with and after EAGx?

Me donating to the World Malaria Foundation 2023 fundraiser
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RT @bdmcclay
i need to stop saying sorry to the mosquitoes after i kill them. i am not sorry and will be judged for my lies.
https://twitter.com/bdmcclay/status/1648914539927175169

Omg what an honour 🥹 @Kirsten3531

I'm a big fan of AMF and the Malaria Consortium. It's so wonderful to be reminded how easily we can save a life, thanks to those doing the hard work to identify/implement these most effective interventions.

EAs are trying to raise $1m in the next 7 days! Lfg (let's f give)!!
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RT @gracevadams
We’ve just launched our #WorldMalariaDay2023 campaign!

I’d be really excited to see the EA community unite around such a great cause!

I’m h…
https://twitter.com/gracevadams/status/1648469019077537796

Cathay Pacific offers "Liquid Diet Meal" lfgggggg (let's f**king go get good gulping goop, girlies)"

The sexual tension between wanting to ask my friends if they can help me find lsd and not wanting to offend them by letting them know I think they're someone who can help me find lsd.

I once almost got a colleague in trouble because I was slagging off a client to him in his dms while he was in a meeting with his camera on. Luckily wasn't screensharing.

He could read the little notifications and was trying hard to not laugh but people started noticing.
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RT @chinesegon
told my coworker i was getting day drunk through slack and that little notification popped up while he was presenting to management. it’s so over
https://twitter.com/chinesegon/status/1648400278935470080

I have become unstoppably agentic. Nothing can stop me from lying in bed to enjoy the heated mattress cover as I scroll twitter.