oh wizened tortle 🐢 @tortle@schelling.pt

in fact everyone's talking about RRR, even this guy (3/5)

i hate it when i'm in the bathroom and my neighbour starts talking about RRR, because it interrupts my convo, which is also about RRR. (2/5)

PSA: Is your child watching RRR? (1/5)

this is now an RRR stan account, sorry y'all

if you see this tweet, quote it with 4 pics that expose your taste in men

(it's just NTR Jr and Ram from RRR)
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RT @rachelclif
if you see this tweet, quote it with 4 pics that expose your taste in men https://twitter.com/richard_vixen/status/1641557229177282565 https://t.co/bCv1mTikDo
https://twitter.com/rachelclif/status/1641919633824292864

Damn should I disaggregate further the 0-5% bucket? Anyone out there with a compatibility with <1% of the population?

For those who voted [0,25%) to
"What % of people do you think you'd be able to be friends WITHOUT being forced to spend time together, BUT finding time to catch up were trivial?"

What % of people do you think you'd be able to be friends WITHOUT being forced to spend time together, BUT finding time to catch up were trivial?

What % of people do you think you'd be able to be friends with IF forced to spend time together (you'd eventually enjoy hanging out with them once every 1-2 weeks)

What % of people (as subsetted above) do you think you'd have an enjoyable social interaction with (you could talk over a cup of coffee and leave feeling satisfied)?

POLL TIME
What % of people (who speak English, 15-75yo, willing to talk to you) do you think you could have a pleasant social interaction with (you could talk in a queue while you wait for something)?

Is anyone trying to do a Mastodon thing these days?

Just feels like it's convenient to have a back-up depending how Twitter changes. I've been using http://moa.party so all my tweets appear on Mastodon, to make switching easier if I elect to in the future.

yet another reason i should be an in-demand partner: i am compatible with the many big-spoon-eaters (it is wasteful to have multiple spoon sizes in the same house), but I am a rarer little-spoon-in-a-cuddle enjoyer
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RT @panchromaticity
do you prefer to eat with big spoons or little spoons? || do you prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon? (cuddle-wise)
https://twitter.com/panchromaticity/status/1641349383777296385

My psychologist asked me what an ideal parent would say to me and this is what I said 😭
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RT @mealreplacer
She spittin facts fr
https://twitter.com/mealreplacer/status/1641697232960335877

ok so sorry to ruin the vibe of the timeline, but does anyone in the US know any actuaries or people who can talk about getting a job as an actuary in the US?

i told two people (separately) my career goals today and they both told me i should move to the US... what could this mean?

from the movie RRR (2/2)

dudes only want one thing and it's (1/2)