man is born fucking around and everywhere he is finding out
this is a reminder that i would love to pet nearly every single critter you post on my timeline
yes this includes humans
the complete list of animal i would not pet:
-animals that do not want to be pet
-animals that are dangerous to pet
-parasites
/three/ footworks and noxious fumes lmao
probably the dumbest build since i had a shuriken, a kunai, and a pile of blade dances
not pictured: the blur i would need to keep all that block
wishing all of my kings and queens a good weekend
mom: "ian this is really good you gotta write down the recipe so we can eat it again"
me, having measured precisely nothing and not remembering what spices i used:
im here to chew bubblegum and inflict psychic damage and im out of bubblegum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zWWp0akUU
rant
it has been one month since i got my new job, and IT just built a mostly functional development environment
due to Exciting Legal Reasons (tm) i cannot look at the code i am supposed to be working on
i have been paid for four weeks of "reading documentation"
maybe someday i will work in a functional workplace, but today is not that day
@metanomial the antibiotic bit reads as solid, without looking too much into it
i would be unsurprised if the rest turned out to be fake but the antibiotic on its own is enough to confuse me
hmm i bet when honey is filtered (and then cut with hfcs) so that it looks nice for store shelves it loses its magic
some quick searches confirm my suspicion
furious googling of "are bees magic" reveals that bees have powerful magical properties according to internet witches and also that there is a minecraft mod with magic bees
like, its close enough to hfcs that a lot of honey in stores is actually cut with it, and the regulators cant tell the difference https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2011/11/tests-show-most-store-honey-isnt-honey/#.Ud8ATBZpctt
okay what the fuck is going on with honey
it has antimicrobial and other medicinal properties despite being literally sugar (ie microbe food)
it is almost chemically identical with hfcs but is healthy somehow
look at this shit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey#Medical_use_and_research
as always, all roasts are directed first and foremost at myself
"you can only write who you are" is a pretty standard writing tip
hot take: the influx of stories about stories and bland everyman protagonists is because many writers dont know anything outside of stories
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