It kidnaps the president of the World Chess Federation to get him to revise the official rules of chess to say <chessmaster always wins>.
_Superintelligence: Paths, Dangers, Strategies_
This is the best single source for the memes about AI turning the universe into paperclips.
Sadly, if you've already read a bunch of LessWrong, this does not have better arguments, just a different flavor of narrator.
@aquarial "on request" might have been a better phrasing.
Lots of scenarios like <the AI invents nanotechnology> or similar.
The venue has canceled vibecamp because they discovered it was right wing.
Vibecamp was rescheduled to last weekend.
Taken will be attending.
The last ticket will be give to the winner of a Hunger Games-esque competition.
Anastasia Romanov will be attending.
My uncle works for vibecamp and he said that there's a mewtwo there.
Mio finalizes her manga for submission. The others help.
Nano overheats when she sees the subject matter.
Yuuko spills ink on the pages.
Mai draws whatever she wants in the background.
Some help.
Hakase plays hide and seek, but hides too well.
Yuuko helps Mio train for the high jump.
The girls go to the zoo to see white tigers.
Hakase fails to bring in the laundry.
The girls have a run of bad luck.
Basically, the LessWrong arguments are not always careful to distinguish between Seed AIs, Superintelligent AIs, Sovereign AIs, Perfect Bayesian Reasoners, Optimizers, Optimized AIs, and probably several other kinds.
I expect the arguments are full of type errors.
@nyx have you considered AI prompt engineering?
(This sounds like a troll, but I think it might actually be useful for this.)
Or just commission an artist.