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(For episode two, they get names. She is Kaoru, He is Hajime.)

Hajime's younger brother comes to visit. He's a cross dresser and dojinshi artist who has sold 30,000 volumes of BL manga starring Hajime.

Kaoru's friends come visit. Can Hajime behave normally? No. But mostly yes.

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A wedding with low expectations.

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She: why do you like this stuff?

He: She's mai waifu.

She: No, I'm your wife!

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She: don't leave dojinshi all over the living room.

He: I forgot to put them away after I used them.

She: "used", not " read"?

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So, let me put it this way: this is clearly a four panel comic adaptation, but they decided to just adapt the jokes directly without any kind of padding.

A three minute episode has like, ten jokes in it. I have no idea how to summarize this.

Let's do excerpts instead.

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That's not my complaint, that's the name of this anime where normies and nerd link up.

It's a mini-anime. (micro-anime?) Each episode is 3 minutes long.

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_I Can't Understand What My Husband Is Saying_

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On the one hand, I'm annoyed that people are letting Biden just do whatever without getting super mad.

On the other hand, Twitter is full of mediocre jokes again.

The hard part is knowing when you prevented a crisis, and when you just wasted your time.

You only get to see one timeline, which makes this hard.

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It is commonly accepted that Y2K was not a major issue _because_ people worked so hard on it ahead of time.

By analogy, something can be said to have been a Y2K when huge efforts are spent, but no crisis occurs.

Settlers of Catan, but with the win condition adjusted to better illustrate gains from trade.

I'm so Agile I've been invited to join the Olympic Gymnastics team.

I'm so Extreme, MTV uses a picture of me as an eyecatch.

Eve/Alice joke about Continuous Delivery and Countable Infinity vs the Cardinality of the Continuum.

Eve: Today we'll be auditing our team's Agile Adoption.

Alice: My god, it's CMM all over again.

Disney/Marvel: sort out your ad buys, please.

I liked the MCU. There should be a good chance that I would watch the related shows. But your ads are so common that I'm sick of them and starting to resent your properties.

Left Partisan Media: Everything that's happening is perfectly normal, or even good. There will be no bad side effects, and this is not an indicator of future movements.

Right Partisan Media: The end is nigh. Your children will be hacked apart with machetes in moments.

Leftists trying to redefine "unity" to exclude 46% of the population.

If you really thing Trump was a Nazi, then learn the lessons of Nuremberg.

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