Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt

Congrats to James Harden on his new Substack

Saffron is the only person who actually likes the AirPods Max case. It’s tasty.

Sage has made her choice.

Choose your fighter

New cans!

Anyone know Chris Welch’s stance on #BanCars?

Just overheard my first grader tell her class “my dad is a trader,” or possibly, “my dad is a traitor.”

What if this was all just a viral marketing stunt for flex cuffs?

Lauden Boebert

Big day for US Commuter Rail Twitter
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RT @MLKendricks
New Rail Cars!!! No more new Gallery cars!!!! https://twitter.com/Metra/status/1349419988608757764
https://twitter.com/MLKendricks/status/1349424691790950404

Weird, with the mask on, this guy looks just like Julian Castro.

@parafactual https://www.buzzfeed.com/rachdele/what-substack-matt-are-you-ebltlwuyoq

When you’ve lost Chuck Norris…
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RT @chucknorris
I recently learned there was a Chuck Norris lookalike at the DC Capitol riots. It wasn’t me and I wasn’t there. There is no room for violence of any kind in our society. I am and always will be for Law and Order.

Your friend, Chuck Norris
https://twitter.com/chucknorris/status/1349130606035177473

harsh but fair

I propose a Barry Bonds program where we inject every child with steroids to make them hit lots of dingers.

You basically just have to be anti-car.

You also can’t be anti-natalist unless you’re anti-car because who’s going to pay for all of our sprawl when our population is declining?

You can’t be pro-natalist unless you’re anti-car. #BanCars

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