Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt
Ok which one of you assholes is pretending to be me on @joinClubhouse?
I should get a giant chest tattoo of a car crushed into a cube.
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RT @nypost
Ashli Babbitt, Air Force vet killed at Capitol, was in a 'throuple': reports https://trib.al/Da9sRYo
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1349822795031728130
Why Being an ICE* Guy Gets You Renn-Zoned
*Internal Combustion Engine
Let’s compromise: $2,600 checks every month
It starts.
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RT @DeItaone
U.S. REGULATORS EXEMPT AUTONOMOUS VEHICLES FROM CERTAIN VEHICLE SAFETY RULES
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1349751237936373761
Very relatable
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RT @elonmusk
All right who put @dril in charge of executions?
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RT @keribla
Ultrasound: $2,000
Bottled water: $6,594
Heating pad: $18.46
Potato chips : $6,480
Pizza Hut for condemned prisoner's last meal: $33.11
NEW records paint a stark picture of the cost of Trump's 2020 execution spree. Here's our deep dive. w/@MauriceChammah https://www.themarshallproject.org/2021/01/14/a-6-300-bus-a-33-last-meal-what-new-documents-tell-us-about-trump-s-executi…
https://twitter.com/keribla/status/1349701881979953160
RIP Dr Bornstein
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RT @ejenk
gonna tell my kids this was Trump’s doctor
https://twitter.com/ejenk/status/1197690218943520769
😢
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RT @JonLemire
WASHINGTON (AP) — President-elect Joe Biden will no longer be taking an Amtrak train to Washington for his inauguration because of security concerns https://apnews.com/article/biden-inauguration-capitol-siege-joe-biden-donald-trump-ba7bcefad3a65bf9432e9178633baadd
https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1349560909564416003
I will keep it well stocked with sugar and tea and rum.
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RT @TaylorLorenz
Andrew Yang says that as mayor he wants to bring TikTok Hype Houses to NYC https://www.yangforny.com/policies/culture-society-and-nightlife/ https://t.co/F2RPMIKzaZ
https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1349539337973727233
Can’t speak for anyone else, but I started singing a lot more sea shanties when I bought a boat.
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RT @ItsDanSheehan
Why are sea shanties popular again it's not like everyone is simultaneously experiencing a seemingly endless, labor-filled, test of their resolve
https://twitter.com/ItsDanSheehan/status/1349532300497674240
This, but unironically.
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RT @greenfieldjohn
When a cyclist is hurt, there's always an apropos @John_Kass quote: "If we dare open our doors when a cyclist is approaching... [is it] the fault of the Little Bike People? No. It’ll be the fault of the drivers of legitimate vehicles. And they will pay."
https://twitter.com/colinbphoto/status/1349513605289570306
https://twitter.com/greenfieldjohn/status/1349518713846968327
Hey @AndrewYang, can we get a promise to dissolve @nyclandmarks if you’re elected?
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RT @MarketUrbanism
Fuck the Landmarks Preservation Commission http://www.tribecatrib.com/content/250-water-st-towers-too-big-seaport-landmarks-commission-says
https://twitter.com/MarketUrbanism/status/1349508617066717186
Atheism is the coffee of the people.
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RT @TheEconomist
In the Ottoman Empire coffee was banned by several sultans: the authorities realised that when people had had enough coffee they dared to challenge the existing order https://econ.st/38AuPWE From @1843mag
https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/1349489418428669959
