niplav @niplav@schelling.pt

if you take caffeine and melatonin at the same time your circadian rhythm takes a screenshot

windows isn't posix compatible so it's not actually an operating system

rationalist social signaling involves being visibly willing to reconsider beliefs, should adequate evidence be presented. note that it does not require any assurances of ease or probability, merely an acknowledgement that the faintest possibility exists that this might occur.
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RT @mechanical_monk
@MasterTimBlais @nvpkp ok nevermind it's just Tim

https://twitter.com/MasterTimBlais/status/1437825473908723717?s=20
https://twitter.com/mechanical_monk/status/1437826813447770121

The Ancient Programmer wakes from a long cryogenic sleep
Locates a computer, begins to untangle its code
Before long, a single tear falls
"The W3C won, after all..."
Looking over a sea of XML

creating a programming language called Ontology, then adding an extension that allows for Object Oriented programming to *really* piss off some philosophers

Ignorant, ignorant.
Most people are so bright.
I'm the one that's dull.
Most people are so keen.
I don't have the answers.
Oh, I'm desolate, at sea,
adrift without harbour.

take that ultrafinitists: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodstein%27s_theorem

mixing dry shampoo with water to get wet shampoo