niplav @niplav@schelling.pt

"science confirms italians aren't white"
*links mid-century russian colored world map as only explanation*

connetiqut

the utter shock when you discover that the two biggest mistakes humanity is making right now are in fact philosophical mistakes

i like consequentialism, but i don't like any specific version of it nearly as much

sure, bestiality is bad, but what's the alternative? okayiality and worstiality — no thank you

@TetraspaceGrouping why did you like this?!

Hordeposting

also, a girl attempted to hug me ~20 seconds after rejecting me by telling me she had a boyfriend. i was woefully unprepared for *that*! (yada yada she wanted you to push further yada yada, yes i know, but this is something im still against)

today, after getting blown off with a clean & clear “fuck you”, two girls told me in succession that I made their day and that I should continue what I was doing.

*Attenborough voice* “daygame is truly a land of contrasts”

i wonder whether animals experience dukkha

some people are *really* into sport

also, if you're female & young & decently looking & a virgin, auctioning off your virginity seems to have a payoff >$100K

…and now i'm wondering whether virginity auctions on dath ilan are second-price auctions

i can learn a lot from dogs. and from hot girls

being annoying by speculating about betting uncomputable reals on items in my auction theory exam; “Who says I can't value this item at Chaitin's Ω?”"

who decided to call it “slut” and not “dick jockey”?