so this was mostly a rhetorical question / shitpoast but I've got Theories
1) shared culture — it's not just any dude with opinions I consider trash, it's specifically the terminally online ones. aka he was probably a /b/tard like me growing up, and we speak the same language.
and I can sense it. before I even hear their opinions. I'm like yeah this guy's gonna open his mouth and say something that makes my soul die a little inside. and he is of at least average levels of attractiveness. therefore I want him