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send memes about time not being real and days of the week absurdity etc

quality work by @xvrqt and @eggprophet for inspiration

RT @koaleszenz
Among the horrors of Twitter is its status as a breeding ground for brain worms. The "pronouns in bio, opinion disregarded" brain worm is especially virulent. In advanced infestation, the worm overtakes the remainder of the body. The host even begins to resemble a shoggoth.

don't know what's going on and quite frankly I don't want to !

RT @pee_zombie
alright bitches just hit 1k of you
thanks for engaging

lets do an Activity™️

reply here to be Perceived
i will Look At You & give you a classification
warning: it may not be flattering. you probably wont like it.

caveat emptor.

got all the digits from 1 to 6 again hell yeah
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RT @pareinoia
oh my god not only is it 314 (good) and 256 (also good)

but together they make up all the digits from 1 to 6

I'm so happy
twitter.com/pareinoia/status/1

2021 kiwi to 2019 kiwi: hey you know those "idk what I'm doing next year, I don't have 2020 hindsight" jokes you've been making for the past 5 years? they're about to get even funnier
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RT @__justplaying
2021 alice to 2019 alice: so you see in a year and change there will be this global pandemic and then people will develop strong brand preferences towards certain vaccines

2019 alice:
twitter.com/__justplaying/stat

my god I can only hope to have kids half as based as these
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RT @CruzKayne
my kids figured out the password to my wife's computer and have been sending me these texts as if they were from her
twitter.com/CruzKayne/status/1

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