I need someone to tell me this is fake
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RT @itzyjerry
They aint ever getting shit done
https://twitter.com/itzyjerry/status/1382543441079328769
lol what
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RT @SerenaTalksTech
When a random guy on tiktok tries to explain networking to me....
https://twitter.com/SerenaTalksTech/status/1383061063088832512
RT @koaleszenz
Among the horrors of Twitter is its status as a breeding ground for brain worms. The "pronouns in bio, opinion disregarded" brain worm is especially virulent. In advanced infestation, the worm overtakes the remainder of the body. The host even begins to resemble a shoggoth.
how is he this easy
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RT @parafactual
rent free
https://twitter.com/parafactual/status/1382895279553212416
RT @pee_zombie
alright bitches just hit 1k of you
thanks for engaging
lets do an Activity™️
reply here to be Perceived
i will Look At You & give you a classification
warning: it may not be flattering. you probably wont like it.
caveat emptor.
"europeans posting W's"
also: it's not legal lmao
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RT @TheRightCant
WHAT THE FUCK
https://twitter.com/TheRightCant/status/1382799906994290692
nothing more cucked than fervently defending standards by which you'll never be a man
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RT @MasculineTakes
https://twitter.com/MasculineTakes/status/1382607122417004546
got all the digits from 1 to 6 again hell yeah
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RT @pareinoia
oh my god not only is it 314 (good) and 256 (also good)
but together they make up all the digits from 1 to 6
I'm so happy
https://twitter.com/pareinoia/status/1362601672581783553
2021 kiwi to 2019 kiwi: hey you know those "idk what I'm doing next year, I don't have 2020 hindsight" jokes you've been making for the past 5 years? they're about to get even funnier
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RT @__justplaying
2021 alice to 2019 alice: so you see in a year and change there will be this global pandemic and then people will develop strong brand preferences towards certain vaccines
2019 alice:
https://twitter.com/__justplaying/status/1382352308852391938
my god I can only hope to have kids half as based as these
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RT @CruzKayne
my kids figured out the password to my wife's computer and have been sending me these texts as if they were from her
https://twitter.com/CruzKayne/status/1382080121528537090
the basilisk is laughing at us, mocking us
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RT @Bonecondor
ok maybe this is a bubble
https://twitter.com/Bonecondor/status/1382147196104105991
unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy.