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got my vaccine today & as I was waiting in line, looking around at the school gym filled with folding chairs, I was overcome with emotion. my heart swelled with pride at what we pulled together in this timeframe & it nearly brought tears to my eyes. made me think of this XKCD

why not compromise and call it Mx. Potato Head

one of the staff at the vaccination site told another one of the staff to "help this nice young lady" referring to me and I just melted

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is there any better feeling than when an older woman stranger calls you by endearing terms

RT @__justplaying
alice's rule of acid: if you make a life advice thread how you turned your life around and you list the things you did and then mention "i also did a lot of acid but you can do this without it!!" i will immediately disregard all the advice you just gave

all animals have weak spots

great thread 🧵
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RT @LenKusov
PSA: if you or someone nearby are being brutalized by a police Spot robot and can get a hand or something underneath, grab this handle and yank it forward. This releases the battery, instantly disabling the robot.

Keep your hands away from joints, Spot WILL crush your fingers. twitter.com/nypost/status/1364
twitter.com/LenKusov/status/13

RT @Benjojo12
I caved and had to make an industry relevant version of the ol' "STOP DOING MATH" gem twitter.com/WTMMP/status/12512

closed-mouth kisses are severely underrated

the kind where afterwards you scrunch up your nose and blush and giggle and just feel warm all over

excellent thread 🧵
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RT @qorprate
so this kind of hilarious sleight-of-hand takes place where "decouplers" fall back on denotative statements to justify their identities without violating the constraints of their game. "I am a decoupler" becomes "those with high IQ [such as myself] statistically tend to decouple"
twitter.com/qorprate/status/13

RT @fred035schultz
It hurts to laugh but I can’t stop. 😏😂😂

hmmmm

there's an evolutionary advantage to rape if males and females are, on average, of similar size/strength. it selects for stronger/fitter males 🤔

kind of a "brute force" approach (no pun intended) to get around females needing to manually distinguish the fittest males

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