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whoever wrote the code for NYC's vaccine scheduling website fucked up because the "day-of" health screening you're supposed to fill out the morning of your appointment becomes available only at midnight if you have a 1am appointment, which is entirely non-obvious to most people

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RT @amazonnews
@repmarkpocan 1/2 You don’t really believe the peeing in bottles thing, do you? If that were true, nobody would work for us. The truth is that we have over a million incredible employees around the world who are proud of what they do, and have great wages and health care from day one.
https://twitter.com/amazonnews/status/1374911222361956359

can the various mobile messaging apps please come to a consensus on whether you add reacts to a message by long pressing or double tapping

I keep doing the wrong one while switching between apps and I hate it

go forth, my children, and multiply
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RT @suchaone
when two mutuals get horny in the mentions
https://twitter.com/suchaone/status/1375509780500934657

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my age is the product of the first 3 primes

without downloading any new pictures, how are you before and after coffee?
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RT @bubbleteaPhD
without downloading any new pictures, how are you before and after coffee? https://twitter.com/thesravaka/status/1374913136046657537 https://t.co/S8O1XkRNxy
https://twitter.com/bubbleteaPhD/status/1375063063351681025

evergreen tweet
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RT @FioDeer
Ohhhh 😬😬😬 yikes, thanks for letting me know, was wondering why they were trending, yeah I just went ahead and blocked the Suez
https://twitter.com/FioDeer/status/1374649145278009347

been thinking about in which places/situations I'll continue to wear a mask in the future (e.g. the subway) and it just hit me... conventions & conferences. fuck the con crud.