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there are few greater joys for me than organizing my apartment. tackling a messy corner and making it look neat and ordered and correct brings me what can only be described as euphoria. entropy is my sworn enemy and we are locked in hand-to-hand combat for the rest of eternity

just realized that @eggprophet and @myceliummage are basically sweet bro and hella jeff

kipping pull-ups are still a thing??? dear lord I would've thought the crossfitters would learn by now that those aren't pull-ups
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RT @mtgreenee
This is my Covid protection 💪

It’s time to
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x;cd:dhdhs'eysgbdjfj
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RT @TeletubbiesHQ
The TubbyCoin BigHugs! Token, an official Teletubbies cryptocurrency made with special HugTech from WildBrain Labs is here. For every like, share, comment of , the TubbyCoin becomes more valuable! Let’s take it to the moon. 🚀: bit.ly/3fxKDgw
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RT @wheatwarlock
twitter is a marvel

its astonishing to me that you can pick a cute picture and say silly things in a public forum and end up meeting people youd kike to be lifelong friends with

so apparently intranasally administered oxytocin has been shown to potentially increase fidelity in monogamous romantic relationships. utterly fascinating

h/t @nickcammarata

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RT @pee_zombie
sure, the universe is a simulation, but is it a good one? is it an elegant continuous evaluation of an analytic function, or a messy JIT piecewise construct, with dirty hacks hidden outside our instrumental lightcone, a la skinny Homer?

is God a mathematician or an engineer?

RT @pee_zombie
the most fundamental ideological conflict is btwn folders & tags; the ontological differences btwn hierarchical & associative indexing underlie every major object-level debate, such as the nature of gender. is "female" a Windows folder or a Gmail label? this is intersectionality

basically what happened when I was 14
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RT @pee_zombie
it is no accident that thousands of autists are nerdsniped by the Riemann Hypothesis every year; they have stared too long into the void that is the mystery of the primes & have glimpes that which lies at the bottom; the ordered Planck grid underling the chaos of the quantum foam
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concept: arranged marriage where you both take MDMA when meeting for the first time

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