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RT @pee_zombie
How The Fuck Is Sleep Deprivation Real Just Go To Bed Like Bitch Close Your Eyes

RT @jicapal
you may not like it but this is what peak greeble looks like

ask not what your greebles can do for you, but what you can do for your greebles

can y'all send me funny videos (or TV shows?) to show my mom when she comes over in like 30 minutes please thanks

remember "batteries not included"? why can't we move on to "charging cable not included". all this plastic waste is stupid

RT @thegallowboob
Long exposures of Lightning bugs look like the tree has been bleeding energy, by Vitor Schietti

RT @Papergami45
What's that? You're a vore fetishist? Holy shit lmao. Think about that shit dude. That's gigantism. That's old left aesthetics. That's large scale industrial processes, not lean electrical production. That's state sanctioned economies of scale. That's a fucking psyop. Get help.

RT @ingroupist
a girl with a gun sits on the edge of my room and asks me to help her out and i do not have an opinion.

king shit
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RT @dreams_of_sloth
the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining.

he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf??
twitter.com/dreams_of_sloth/st

lifehack: when you open a container of ammonia do NOT lean right over it and take a big ol' whiff

this was me subtweeting people who love me and care about my mental health trying to get me to stop driving myself crazy cleaning

but it's so much FUN

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RT @pareinoia
beware the chaos agents who try to trick you into giving up your battle against entropy
twitter.com/pareinoia/status/1

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