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RT @keccers
I’m still in awe that Oatly created super sugar grain juice, cut it with canola oil, and then successfully used (amazing) marketing to convince everyone that no, this is Good every.to/almanack/oatly-the-ne t.co/nMkScwPRP1
twitter.com/keccers/status/137

this is libel
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RT @cheascake
I ate a kiwi one time when I was nine and never ate another.
Come and get me, kiwi enthusiasts.
twitter.com/cheascake/status/1

welp
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RT @a_yawning_cat
the son is raised right when he does not have to spend the first 30 years of his life trying to prove himself

the daughter is raised right when she does not have to spend the first 30 years of her life life trying to find love
twitter.com/a_yawning_cat/stat

they make mobile ads that form borders around the page now. almost had a fight or flight response when it slid in from all sides jfc please go back to the 90s where you belong

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RT @intelworkers
We're Intelligence workers. We've been organizing in secret for over a year.

This evening, we're announcing , the first union open to *all* workers at any US-based intelligence or counter-intelligence agency.

Every worker deserves a union—including intelligence workers.✊
twitter.com/intelworkers/statu

RT @pee_zombie
How The Fuck Is Sleep Deprivation Real Just Go To Bed Like Bitch Close Your Eyes

RT @jicapal
you may not like it but this is what peak greeble looks like

ask not what your greebles can do for you, but what you can do for your greebles

can y'all send me funny videos (or TV shows?) to show my mom when she comes over in like 30 minutes please thanks

remember "batteries not included"? why can't we move on to "charging cable not included". all this plastic waste is stupid

RT @thegallowboob
Long exposures of Lightning bugs look like the tree has been bleeding energy, by Vitor Schietti

RT @Papergami45
What's that? You're a vore fetishist? Holy shit lmao. Think about that shit dude. That's gigantism. That's old left aesthetics. That's large scale industrial processes, not lean electrical production. That's state sanctioned economies of scale. That's a fucking psyop. Get help.

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